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When the new patient walked into see the old Psychiatrist. The Doctor said I am not aware of your problem. So perhaps you could start at the very beginning. Of course the patient replied, in the beginning, I created the heavens, and the Earth......

2007-10-27 07:28:15 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

19 answers

lol That's funny. It's like the old black woman that wanted to commit suicide. Her friend told her if she really wanted to die, to take her shotgun, point it 3 inches below her left breast and pull the trigger. A few hours later, the friend heard a big kaboom! She ran down the street to her friends house to see if she had killed herself. When she ran into the house, her friend had blown her left kneecap off.

2007-10-27 08:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12 0

Your Question was hilarious. I think that this is the first laugh I had today!! I would also love to thank Squirt for that answer. With both of the question and the answer my whole household was in hysterics. I sure love that kind of questions as we old people love to laugh and keep that child alive and well inside of us that we could take down the world. And, all it took was laughter!!

2007-10-27 16:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 2 0

Yes it's hard to believe that the patient was God.

2007-10-27 23:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by SandyO 5 · 1 0

the patient was obviously another doctor with a god edifice.
met one of them on many an occasion, it's called the new rules NHS!

2007-10-27 14:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

Well he was in the right place

2007-10-27 19:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 1 0

Well, no not really...I now see that doctor weekly! Godwing

2007-10-27 16:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Thanx for the laugh!

2007-10-27 15:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4 0

When you said 'old' psychiatrist, you tweren't whistlin dixie.
yuk yuk yuk

2007-10-27 15:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I am a Senior,but not that old Not even as old as Methuselah.

2007-10-27 15:13:28 · answer #9 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 7 0

Nothing compared to the bowels of the earth ......

2007-10-27 14:37:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

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