There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".
2007-10-28 11:58:57 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
very good, meaning that the he was not the father of the daughters.
2007-10-28 12:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh my Gosh, Something very similar has happened in my family!! And, that mom messed around with any guy she could as it was a joke to her and another nictch in her belt. She got a real big surprise and at 15 she had her first baby girl and that girl is grown-up and is still the ugliest female I have ever seen. It was my first cousin's baby and I could not believe that a baby couldn't grow out of that ugliness. Good question and funny how I can relate to it a little to much. You get a star for this one!!
2007-10-28 12:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! That's funny.
And she could have been telling the truth. Depends on what the father looks like, really. Genes are everything.
2007-10-28 12:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by karmaa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how funny. I am going through the terminal illness of my sister and I need all these jokes daily!
2007-10-28 15:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Wrong number 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha really made my Day with that one, what's so bad she is probably telling the truth lol.
2007-10-28 20:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by onyx1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kaylaker are you saying this guy Gene fathered both boy and girls?
2007-10-28 20:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by inthedark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, men don't want to think they are the ugly gene. LOL
2007-10-28 13:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. It's good to laugh.
2007-10-28 12:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by Soup Dragon 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't know... But I'll bet she got his attention with that shot!
2007-10-28 18:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by Chaplain John 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great. and if it's a true story, she either has a great sense of humor, or she's honest. DNA test!
2007-10-28 12:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by just me 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋