guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my finance is still a virgin - in every way"
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies, ..."Look at this, still in the CRATE!"
2007-10-30 03:25:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Great joke! Yes I like golf, but this joke belongs in the singles and dating section! Good one!
2007-10-30 11:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just took my shower and got dressed and come back to this now i have to start all over. As I get older I find panty liners are a must when I read great jokes. thanks I love your humor.
2007-10-30 10:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that I like -- chuckle ;0]
2007-10-30 10:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one....my visual image was a hoot!
2007-10-30 10:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's what they use old pop-sicle sticks for. ;0)
2007-10-30 10:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by lilabner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
boy! that is a good one!
2007-10-31 02:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Livelife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAOPIMP, that is FABULOUS
2007-10-30 16:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles again!! Thanks for the laughs!
2007-10-30 14:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋