Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that
maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What in the name of god are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
2007-10-30 03:34:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Gotta mail this to the editor of the paper he loves blonde jokes!!
2007-10-30 03:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you didn't know? Well im only 11 and I can tell you. There is a wire connected to the lightbulb that goes on throught the wall and get electricity from some where. This happens really fast. light travels in .7 seconds around the world. LIGHT TRAVELS REALLY FAST! cool huh? Well the lightbulb gets its power from a powerplant which gets its power from the sun! When you flip the light swithch it happens so fast as the light travels through the wall.
2016-05-26 02:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by patrice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was also getting ready to talk about the new light bulbs we've bought to replace the old ones. LOL That was really cute and one I can pass on. That blonde seemed pretty smart to me, she got some time off too.
2007-10-30 05:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great way to start my day! Thanks for the laugh.
I was all prepared to say, "No, I do NOT like the new bulbs, which have inadequate candlepower," but I think the blonde has inadequate candlepower.
2007-10-30 04:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by felines 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes, with the chaos in the work situation today, everyone is working in the dark. Especially in the State and Government sectors. Another for my book of jokes. thanks.
2007-10-30 11:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Telma G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes... I'm mostly blonde btw. Chuckles for you!
2007-10-30 08:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee. Loved it. Keep 'em coming.
2007-10-30 05:09:54 · answer #7 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MYYYY! Finally, one my mom can spread around and not get that shocked... 'that came out of you' look! Too funny!!
2007-10-30 03:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by Lynda G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HOO Ha! Wonderful - Just loved it! Thank you! CJ
2007-10-30 14:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm beginning to feel sorry for blondes, speak up girls you can't all be dumb.
2007-10-30 04:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋