HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked, Bring food.
2007-10-30 09:48:31 · 44 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
true
your friend is a genius :-)
2007-10-30 09:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by rock star 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I am sure that a lot of people are going to disagree with me but, I do not agree with what your friend has said, it is not all true although some of it is and to be honest this List of "how to impress a man" was going around in emails a couple of years ago with cartoon characters - so your friend probably got this from an email and modified it by adding the end of the earth, love letters and jewellery!!! Otherwise it is exactly the same as the email that was circulating!!!
Anyway, Myself and A group of friends had a discussion about this a few days ago and we all decided that if you want to impress a woman then you need to be nice to her, kind to her and show her that you are a fun loving and kind person. and she will be impressed enough to go on a date with you.
BUT if you want to keep your woman then you must wine and dine her, always give her compliments, make sure you call her and surprise her, buy her flowers. Be attentive. Definitely hold her hand and hug her, look at her when she is talking, always look interested in what she is saying. Laugh and cry with her and always support her when she needs it!! Smile at her, when you are apart write her love letters or if you are never apart just write little notes and put them on the fridge etc, she will love this. believe in her and believe her.
Never accuse her of lying to you and make sure that you always let her know how much she means to you.
How to impress a man - I dont think any man would really be impressed if a woman showed up on a date naked with some food!!!
I think that a woman has got to show some of the qualities that she expects to see from her man. the kindness the attention, the laughing and the crying, the listening etc. After all a man needs to know how much he is loved just as much as a woman does - even if he doesnt admit it!!!
Perhaps after she has known him for a while it would be nice for her to let him show up naked and bring the food!!!
Only problem with being naked at the moment is the weather!!! And of course if you walk around naked you must make sure you are covered up when out and about otherwise you will be nicked by the cops on the way over!!!
2007-10-30 10:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yip, that's about right!
If a man shows up naked of course she'll call the men in white coats.
The list you have was written by a woman for women. I'm not sure of it's real relevence when a woman dates a man. The list is mostly what she'll do with her best friend except for a couple of items.
Don't shop with her for instance - she does that best with a girl friend. Don't go to the ends of the earth and back because she'll complain she missed you. You could return to find she's made another arrangement in your absence.
2007-10-30 10:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by MC 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
surely that's a loaded question. No a genuine pal won't misinform you. in spite of the shown fact that, if the lie is to guard then you definitely confident a genuine pal could. As for using you nicely that's a distinctive ball interest all mutually. I genuine pal does not use you. I say you need to have a take a seat down. Ask stated pal to return over and function a communicate. advance what's bothering you with regard to the friendship. If she or he stops then thats a pal attempting to alter right into a "genuine pal". If no longer decrease all ties and circulate on.
2016-10-14 09:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by holtzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds Very Impressive!!
2007-10-30 10:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This one never fails to make me laugh because it is so
true. And it obviously was written by a woman who knows
men. How she forgot to add beer tho, I can't imagine. Well
we women do know what it takes to get a guy to love her
after all. Or at least, take notice LOL.
2007-10-30 19:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lynn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
She's lying.It's show up naked with food a Six Pack of Fosters and the taxi fare home.
2007-10-30 09:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by Niamh 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
100% true but you forgot beer when she shows up. Never hurts to have porkchop earrings, a little vanilla behind your ears and a dust rag between your teeth. Just from past experience, no groans intended.
2007-10-30 09:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by lilabner 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely correct
2007-10-30 12:01:14 · answer #9 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The "Queen of Smile" has done it again!! I know your Angel will be upset but maybe you can let us know a little of your questions if we could keep her busy for a few minutes?? YOU HAVE THE BEST QUESTIONS!!!!
2007-10-30 15:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Show up naked and bring beer and you will have a Soul Mate !!!!
2007-10-30 11:48:15 · answer #11 · answered by Diana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋