Three guys die and go to heaven. At the gate, St. Peter tells them, "We're going to give you each a vehicle based on how faithful you were in your relationships."
The first guy says, "I never strayed." St. Peter gives him a Rolls-Royce. The second man says, "When I was young, I cheated. But I was completely faithful to my last girlfriend." St. Peter figures that counts for something, and gives him a Pontiac. The third man says, "I hit on everyone I could, all the time." St. Peter rolls out an old motorcycle. Later, the man on the motorcycle sees the guy with the Rolls crying. He pulls up and says, "Hey, what's the matter?"
"I just saw my girlfriend go by," says the guy in the Rolls, sobbing. "She was on roller skates!"
2007-11-04
04:41:08
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