How about some alternate Holiday music?

Question

I want to slip it into the mix so that it sounds like a christmas song unless they listen to it closely.

Parodys are OK. Maybe some lesser gods? Eris? Cthulhu? Scientology? Spaghetti God? Does the Church of the SubGenius have a CD of Xmas carols?

Answer 1

Bob Rivers is probably the champ at doing christmas parodies
http://www.bobrivers.com/store/cds.asp

The Worst Noel is a good CD by Sam Brown
http://www.CDbaby.com/cd/sambrown

Sean Wesche is a big grin. He plays christmas music in minor keys. They sound like soundtracks from a horror film
http://www.pandasmash.com/video.php?epi_id=81
http://www.pandasmash.com/sub.php?page=people&staff_name=Sean%20Wesche

Cthulhu has some great ones but you kindof have to understand who Cthulhu is to get a kick out of it
http://www.CthulhuLives.org

I couldnt find any holiday music for Scientology or for the Church of the SubGenius. Thats really too bad. I think both of those should seriously look into doing one.

This site lists pagan and wiccan alternative holiday music but I didnt see where I could list to them. I dont think they are what you want
http://www.witchstore.net/music.html

added note: I love your avatar. It took me a minute to figure out why it looked different on my answered questions list. Very subtle :)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

The Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al
Santa's Got a Mullet- Nerf Herder
I've Got a B*ner for Christmas- Nerf Herder

Answer 4

Tom Leher's Christmas Carol hasn't aged too badly.
"...Christmas, with its spirit of giving, offers us all a wonderful opportunity each year to reflect on what we all most sincerely and deeply believe in - I refer, of course, to money...."

"Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens.
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expense, 'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
("Just the thing I need, how nice!")

It doesn't matter how sincere it is,
Nor how heart felt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!

So, let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by."

Answer 5

Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars are now right.
Eons have passed: now then at last
Prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
They will return: mankind will learn
New kinds of fear when they are here.
They will reclaim all in their name;
Hopes turn to black when they come back.
Ignorant fools, mankind now rules
Where they ruled then: it's theirs again

Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of doom

Scary scary scary scary solstice
Very very very scary solstice

Up from the sea, from underground
Down from the sky, they're all around
They will return: mankind will learn
New kinds of fear when they are here

Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars are now right.
Eons have passed: now then at last
Prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
Madness will reign, terror and pain
Woes without end where they extend.
Ignorant fools, mankind now rules
Where they ruled then: it's theirs again

Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of doom

Scary scary scary scary solstice
Very very very scary solstice

Up from the sea, from underground
Down from the sky, they're all around.

Fear

(Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars now are right)

They will return.

http://www.cthulhulives.org/solsticecarol.html

or, if you prefer a video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg

Answer 6

`Christmas is a pain in the ****` by The Accelerators https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxACwG7O0Y