God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply! Ha! The first mathematical problem ever! How can you dispute that this isn't in fact proof that the Bible is scientific?
LOL : )
2007-11-04 04:53:16 · 14 answers · asked by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's a joke guys, sheesh! Lighten up and smile!
2007-11-04 04:58:18 · update #1
duh.... (I won't tell any of your friends you've said this...)
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2007-11-04 11:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply!!!
Now see the result. Adam and Eve did follow the god. The resulting products did the same but in this process they learned how to DIVIDE also. If this continues, then the mathematical formula,in today’s context, in distant future would be ---
Adam +Eve =0 (Evil gotten, evil spent).
2007-11-04 16:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by ADS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's true the Bible is scientific in nature. God, is smarter than any man who happens to be a "scientist " all of Gods creation is mathematically sound..in fact mathematics are from God..
2007-11-04 05:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Proof that evolution is not scientific
In the beginning absolutely nothing created the heavens and the earth.
1st law of thermodynamics-energy(matter) cannot be created nor destroyed
All creation evolved from a non-living matter
2nd law of thermodynamics- things tend towards chaos and disorder, they don't get any better. Humans get older and slowly deteriorate, as well as physical structures.
2007-11-04 05:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And Joshua stopped the sun. Ha! The first astronomical feat, and it's right in the Bible. How can they deny the Bible is scientific?
2007-11-04 04:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by 2.71828182845904 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
And the Adders said to God "We can't multiply, we're adders!"
So He gave them log tables.
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2007-11-04 05:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Christians are honest enough not to lay claim that the Bible is scientific -- unless they are confused about the terms. We accept the fact that our God is SuperNatural and, therefore, very unscientific. It is the Evolutionists which cannot accept the fact that their religion is *also* very unscientific.
2007-11-04 04:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♫DaveC♪♫ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
In Job, the oldest book, the earth is referred to as being a sphere and even eludes to it's axis, thousands of years before the renaissance.
the many rules and rituals that jews have adhered to for thousands of years, were to serve a purpose often times even just for ones health.
Such as refusing pork, hand cleansing before eating, things the in modern times science has discovered such as germs and bacteria that can harm if you eat with dirty hands. they were even instructed to wash using certain plant, recently discovered to contain anti-bacterials
2007-11-04 05:14:38 · answer #8 · answered by chuichupachichi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding?
He meant go and breed my fertile little friends. Pretty damn short sighted considering today's population problems and deforestation around the world.
Strange that God is only able to think as well as the bronze-age authors 'inspired' to write about him.
What CAN we deduce from that, I wonder?
2007-11-04 04:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Leviathan 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Same thing happened to Jack and Jill.
2007-11-04 05:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He told them to go forth, who went first, second and third? He hadn't created anyone else.
2007-11-04 05:04:12 · answer #11 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋