Society & Culture - 12 October 2007

A cartiologist has a very elaborate funeral, a huge heart covered with flowers was behind the casket, after the eulogy the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart closed, sealing in the doctor. One of the mourners began to laugh, everyone was staring at him and he stammered and said I'm a gynocologist. Then the proctologist fainted. Smile for the day??

2007-10-12 04:07:15 · 10 answers · asked by lilabner 6 in Senior Citizens

John 11
17On his arrival, Jesus found that Lazarus had already been in the tomb for four days. 18Bethany was less than two miles[a] from Jerusalem, 19and many Jews had come to Martha and Mary to comfort them in the loss of their brother. 20When Martha heard that Jesus was coming, she went out to meet him, but Mary stayed at home.

21"Lord," Martha said to Jesus, "if you had been here, my brother would not have died. 22But I know that even now God will give you whatever you ask."

23Jesus said to her, "Your brother will rise again."

24Martha answered, "I know he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day."

25Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; 26and whoever lives and believes in me will never die. Do you believe this?"

2007-10-12 04:06:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Question open to all religions, and atheists/agnostics even though the wording would be a bit different since it's not a religion.

Asked objectively. I'm not saying you should be sad or you shouldn't, just wondering your perspective. Thanks!

2007-10-12 04:04:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

why did you leave ? what was it that finally convinced you ? why do you now feel it is wrong or false ?

2007-10-12 04:02:54 · 7 answers · asked by the shiz 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Matthew 26

The high priest said to him, "I charge you under oath by the living God: Tell us if you are the Christ,[a] the Son of God."

64"Yes, it is as you say," Jesus replied. "But I say to all of you: In the future you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and coming on the clouds of heaven."

65Then the high priest tore his clothes and said, "He has spoken blasphemy! Why do we need any more witnesses? Look, now you have heard the blasphemy.

2007-10-12 04:02:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

hi i have to speak for 5 minutes in favour of the topic so give me appropriate answers

2007-10-12 04:01:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This weekend we have taken a sacred passage to open our minds and cleanse our spirits. Our journey has led us to the centre of a Pyramid. We find the key and open the lock. What are we going to find inside?

2007-10-12 04:01:28 · 14 answers · asked by pollyanna 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-12 03:59:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

showing our heart of support and prayers for our people in military...

2007-10-12 03:57:34 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Stretch my soul with your spiritual observations and dazzle me with your epiphanies

2007-10-12 03:57:12 · 8 answers · asked by pollyanna 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Does anybody know a prayer that I could say when I begin to doubt myself and get discouraged. I am trying to choose a path in life which I hope is the path that God wants me to take. But I have so many doubts whether I am actually doing the will of God or of Satan. The path that I'm choosing is to start my own charity foundation. I love that type of work, I love helping people and I love to get involved in community activities. But another part of me says that I should become a nurse. Maybe this comes from the fact that I like to look after people, but I want to do so many things more than nursing - I don't think I'll truly be happy as a nurse . People have told me to give both a try etc etc but I know in my heart that I'll be good at having my own charity foundation because I'll be able to reach out to people in so many different ways. But I don't know which is God's will. Am I having these doubts because Satan wants me to be confused and not do what God wants or what?
CONFUSING!.

2007-10-12 03:56:17 · 14 answers · asked by Sapphire 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-12 03:56:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

necessary for salvation? You decide!

It has to be necessary or else Peter who was given the keys to the kingdom of God would not have said it, right? Right!

Salvation comes through believing, but believing is incomplete apart form baptism. To repent and be baptized IS HOW WE BELIEVE.

Grace pertains to what God does for us, and faith pertains to our response to His grace. God took on human nature and died for our sins because He loved us. This is grace!

Jesus Himself instructed, "Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that BELIEVETH AND IS BAPTIZED SHALL BE SAVED; BUT HE BELIEVETH NOT SHALL ME DAMNED" Mark 16:15-16.

OBEY ACTS 2:38! THAT YOU MAY RECEIVE ACTS 2:39!

2007-10-12 03:55:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is there nicer way of saying; I don't believe in a set religion. Sure I believe in a higher being, I just don't believe all the BS explanations Christians have to offer?

2007-10-12 03:53:25 · 10 answers · asked by Looking for the REAL answer! 3 in Religion & Spirituality

THIS IS TAKEN FROM TODAY'S CURRENT EMAIL READING FROM DAILY MANNA, NOT SOME MADE UP OR SELF THOUGHT !!!! GOD IS ALIVE TODAY AND TREATS US THE SAME, YES JESUS CAME BUT GOD STILL JUDGES.
For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell, putting them into gloomy dungeons to be held for judgment; if he did not spare the ancient world when he brought the flood on its ungodly people, but protected Noah, a preacher of righteousness, and seven others; if he condemned the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah by burning them to ashes, and made them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly; 2 Peter 2:4-6 NIV

2007-10-12 03:53:02 · 3 answers · asked by I Love Jesus 5 in Religion & Spirituality

was written first? Or existed first? Including every kind of religion. Buddah, Christianity, Greek mythology, babylonians... everything

2007-10-12 03:51:27 · 11 answers · asked by tigresavalialvi 4 in Religion & Spirituality

God but just take of the yard and building but have no concern for lost souls .
Whats more important cutting the grass at church or souling some people will cut the church grass then go fishing but never go soulwinning what a shame dont you think it is a shame . Yea would you go to a church that never prays or never goes soul winning I seroius to .
I just left a dead church I ben in for years it is time for a change for Me , RODNEY thats my name this old church I left is so so dead .
I go to a stric Independent Fundamental Baptist Church no TVs women dont wear pants nobody wears shorts and I love it like that .
They pray they go soulwinng they have missionaries they support so why go to a church does nothing for God.
Why be on a ball team the coach never lets you play uh get real folks .

For whosever shall call upon the name of the Lord shallbe Saved, Romans 10-13

2007-10-12 03:50:16 · 15 answers · asked by Rodney C 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Please don't say something like "Because the bible tells us that He exists".

2007-10-12 03:49:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-12 03:48:42 · 14 answers · asked by PrettyLady26 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Towns where Alleged Jehovah's Witness Child molesters have been reported to silentlambs

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If you would to add a new listing contact silentlambs at info@silentlambs.org

The list below is designed to alert you to a possible danger in your community. Over the course of the last four years silentlambs has been a repository of reports on alleged Jehovah's Witness child molesters. Victims have reported extensively on times, dates and places abuse occurred. We have wrestled with how to alert the public as well as members that may be in congregations where abusers have been reported.



We offer the following suggestions if you as a Jehovah's Witness are in a town/congregation where a report has been made.



Do not allow your children to be alone with anyone in the congregation.
Escort your children to the bathroom during meetings and make sure no else is with them when using facilities.
Never allow your children to be alone in the car with anyone while in field service.
Do not allow any member to study with your child alone.
Avoid camping trips in which children go as a group with one or two adults.
Avoid baby sitters that are adult males.
At a get together watch your children and keep them in sight at all times.
Ask elders directly if they know of any abusers in your congregation, use specific names and note their reaction. They will not tell you directly but indirectly you can often figure out who it is. If one elder is less cooperative talk to another till you find out enough information to know the facts.
Check the local sex offender list in your area, type in the name of every person in your congregation to see if any are listed.
Notice any male member of the congregation that does not have privileges such as microphone or other duties around the congregation, especially if for a long period of time. They can offer talks on the TMS or sermons Service Meeting but are not allowed to conduct meetings. (This is only in case of a confessed child molester)
Note any member of the congregation that has children with sever rebellion or emotional problems.
Do not allow your children to have sleepovers with anyone.
Note members that the elders avoid having around their children.




If you are a member of the public and your community is on the list take the following steps to protect your family.



If Jehovah's Witnesses call at your home never allow them in your home
If you do not wish Jehovah's Witnesses to call at your home purchase a no trespassing sign and place it near your door. JW's are instructing to only respect "no trespassing" signs any other variation will be ignored.
If you do not wish Jehovah's Witnesses to call you can also call the local number and ask to be placed on the "do not call" list. They will note your home and check about once a year to make sure you wish to remain on the list.
If you choose to study with Jehovah's Witnesses do so at a neutral location such as the local Kingdom Hall or in a public place.
Never allow your child to be alone with members or their children.
If you choose to attend meetings with Jehovah's Witnesses then we suggest you follow the guidelines above for members.
Remember that most members are not aware of who the molesters are in their congregation according to church policy. They do not know.
If two Jehovah's Witnesses call at your door one could be a child molester. According to church guidelines all confessed child molesters are required to have a partner when going door to door. If two Jehovah's Witnesses appear at your door you might wish to ask if one or both are child molesters for peace of mind. Of course keep in mind if the person is an accused child molester they are allowed to work alone in the door to door work.


We hope this information is helpful and assists with the ultimate goal of silentlambs, protecting children. Check back as the list is updated on a regular basis.

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2007-10-12 03:48:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Not knowing the answer doesn't mean it's ok to insert God. You have to have some evidence that God is involved before you can do that.

2007-10-12 03:48:24 · 24 answers · asked by Meat Bot 3 in Religion & Spirituality

http://www.leestrobel.com./videoserver/video.php?clip=strobelT1200

2007-10-12 03:45:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Son needs this for his homework so appreciate any help, he thinks he has the answer so just want to know if its the correct one

2007-10-12 03:45:42 · 14 answers · asked by irish eyes 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-12 03:45:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

http://www.njjewishnews.com/njjn.com/101107/commWhyTheOptimists.html

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2007-10-12 03:44:44 · 7 answers · asked by Hatikvah 7 in Religion & Spirituality

We are All One

Namaste

Peace and Love

2007-10-12 03:43:56 · 5 answers · asked by digilook 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I must be more tolerant than many, because I think everyone has a right to their beliefs. I have friends of all faiths. This week, someone began such a conversation about their beliefs. When I began to share mine, this person basically told me to "have a good life" and walked away. I guess I am better off without such people in my life but I can't help feeling like a pariah at times. I pray for them and move on. How do you deal with such a situation?

2007-10-12 03:43:01 · 11 answers · asked by Gatekeeper 4 in Religion & Spirituality

i'm not talking about jesus. i'm talking about god, the father. are there any verses where he speaks directly to anyone as he did in the old testament, which he did quite often?

2007-10-12 03:42:15 · 9 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Religion & Spirituality

JW = Jehovah's Witnesses

If you answered No :

Then why does the Watchtower Society argue that the Holy Spirit cannot be a person simply because the Spirit fills numerous people?

2007-10-12 03:42:06 · 8 answers · asked by Nina, BaC 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-12 03:41:57 · 8 answers · asked by luke 1 in Other - Society & Culture