A cartiologist has a very elaborate funeral, a huge heart covered with flowers was behind the casket, after the eulogy the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart closed, sealing in the doctor. One of the mourners began to laugh, everyone was staring at him and he stammered and said I'm a gynocologist. Then the proctologist fainted. Smile for the day??
2007-10-12 04:07:15 · 10 answers · asked by lilabner 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
The urologist just left p*ssed.
2007-10-12 04:31:25 · update #1
Don't you miss the days when you were able to tell jokes in person and laugh your heads off? Now we resort to the internet. Not quite the same. Joke telling used to be a great way to entertain friends. Now I'm afraid of offending someone.
2007-10-12 05:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by Miz D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this funny stuff just fall into your and Siddhartha's laps or do ya'll work hard at furnishing us with hysterical laughter everyday?
2007-10-12 08:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Lord, they are going to bury me in a deck of cards!
2007-10-12 07:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that did make me smile. I hate to admit I had to read it 2ce to get it though, I'm kinda slow sometimes. lol
2007-10-12 04:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! - guess those o ther two docs surely didn't want to be interred in a similar fashion....!
2007-10-12 04:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They will probably bury me with my hands on a keyboard! lol
2007-10-12 08:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Granny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, would have loved to have been there!
2007-10-12 07:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by doxie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, lol
2007-10-12 05:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by notmygame 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smiles, chuckles and LOL!!! Thanks!
2007-10-12 06:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-12 06:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by fernwood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋