Pregnancy & Parenting - 28 August 2006

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS EARLIER TODAY AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET ON MY WAY TO MY 3 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR JOB. SUDDENLY FROM OUT THE SEWERS CAME A CRIPPLE IN AN ELECTRONIC WHEELCHAIR!!!! HE CUT ME OFF, AND SAID 'DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR' LIKE A FARKING MONGOOSE. THATS WHEN I DECIDED I WASNT ABOUT TO TAKE ANY OF HIS $HIT ANY MORE!!! IT WAS THEN THAT I LOST MY NORMALLY COOL COMPOSURE AND FLEW INTO A FIT OF RAGE!!!! I WALKED UP BEHIND HIS WHEELCHAIR AND TURNED THE SWITCH TO 'OFF' AND TOOK THE BATTERY OUT SO HE COULDN'T ESCAPE!!!! HE TRIED SEVERAL TIMES TO ACCELERATE (HE DIDN'T KNOW YET THAT I HAD DEACTIVATED HIS CHAIR!!!!) FINALLY THEN I LOOKED HIM SQUARE IN THE EYES AND SAID 'MERRY CHRISTMAS *****!'. I EXECUTED A GOVERNMENT-BANNED FLYING NINJA KICK TO HIS THROAT!!!! HE FELL RIGHT OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR AND LANDED ON THE STREET!!! I SAID 'IM SENDING YOU BACK TO THE GENETIC CESSPOOL YOU CRAWLED OUT OF' AND I DRUG HIM INTO AN ALLY BY THE CORD ATTACHED TO HIS FEEDING MACHINE.

2006-08-28 15:34:00 · 22 answers · asked by Terry McFadden 1 in Pregnancy

But he never stops eating, and he gets very angry if I try to use a nuk to pacify him.. this is my first child and I want to know what I can do to satiate him. Dr. said cereal in his milk (hes breast and bottle fed) but he gets gassy from that. I am afraid the give him gerber foods cuz hes so young and I'd fear food allergies..

hes been able to lift his head since birth and has pretty darn good control..

my mom said my sister was on applesauce pretty young but i am not even sure about that. any one?

2006-08-28 15:32:38 · 35 answers · asked by Bonnie 1 in Newborn & Baby

Can the infant liquid vitamins make my bab's tummy hurt, or could it be the Nestle good start formula since baby mostlty breastfeeds?

2006-08-28 15:31:56 · 27 answers · asked by Bird79 2 in Newborn & Baby

do yer parents need to come with u to get birth control? (not for me ok lol ii am a virgin but my friend needs help, nd don't go judgin her plz)

2006-08-28 15:30:51 · 10 answers · asked by thisgrrllovespurple 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

My 2 year old daughter is allergic to foods with milk, egg and peanut. She loves to try new foods, and has loved eating the allergy free cake I have made for her. However, she has several nieces/nephews who will have/had birthday parties with cake/ice cream that she cannot eat. She recently went to a party where they had ice cream cake and she cried so bad because she couldn't eat any. Do I provide her own cake for every party or keep her home for every party until she understands more? Any support groups recommended for a very bummed out mom? :-(

2006-08-28 15:29:14 · 8 answers · asked by Ronni71 2 in Parenting

When i was out with my kids i so a mom with her two kids barefoot in the mall when it was raining and cool in the moring I let my kids go barefoot but not when it is raining out my kids had sandals on without socks and a sweatshirt and shorts

2006-08-28 15:28:19 · 24 answers · asked by get it 1 in Parenting

I am going on a 10 day vacation without my baby and am very apprehensive. We are flying my mom here to watch him while we go accross the country, He is 9 months old as of the day we leave and I am an at home mommy. I really believe he will be ok but Im not so sure about me, the thought makes me miss him when he's near. I am a first time mom of course by the way Im talking, and have to go for a wedding of my husbands best friend. I couldnt bring him because we will be doing a lot of hiking, and drinking. ANY Ideas of how to make myself a little less seperation anxietyish?

2006-08-28 15:28:18 · 10 answers · asked by Mommyof3 BGB 5 in Pregnancy

I was just wondering about this cuz i am curious to see the times of ovulation in different women. I would like to know how long your menstral cycle is and when u believe conception was and ur expected period. Most people believe on a typical cycle they will ovulate on the 14th day... and i was just wondering how true that may be

2006-08-28 15:27:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-08-28 15:27:03 · 5 answers · asked by damion j 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

i was on the pill, missed two days, and i should have been ovualtng during those days, then two days later i got my period. i should not have had a my period for at least 10 more days? should i continue my pills or is it possible to be pregnant?

2006-08-28 15:21:26 · 14 answers · asked by Rebecca H 1 in Pregnancy

2006-08-28 15:20:29 · 14 answers · asked by SCARLETT 1 in Pregnancy

2006-08-28 15:18:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Should I give my child a family middle name? My other two have family middle names, but , this will be our last, and I don't want to leave certain family out. Who do I choose to name him/her after? Will everyone else be mad?

2006-08-28 15:14:48 · 11 answers · asked by 1K 6 in Newborn & Baby

My sister never takes care of her kids. Everytime one of my family members would come and get them for the summer they come back under wieght with durty clothes smelling like cat piss. They have bruises on their legs and backs. They always say how their mom hits them and her boyfriend and they never want to go home. They don't see their original father because the my sisters boyfriend doesn't want them to. They are at my mothers house and Now she says that she can't come get them because she has no money. But she called me telling me that she brought a brand new computer. But she doesn't have any money to buy her kids school clothes. What should I do thats right for the kids. I'm not sure but I think she is using drugs. Theirs alot to it but I can't explian it all. to much to write. But I love my sis and I don't want to hurt her. But I love my nieaces and nephews to. Please someone help me !!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-28 15:13:06 · 19 answers · asked by lilly 1 in Parenting

2006-08-28 15:10:27 · 11 answers · asked by Moo moo I'm a chicken 4 in Parenting

I have many, many scrapbooks of him that I made, from since he was a baby until now. And since school is part of my child's life, of course I include pics of him at school, in his scrapbooks. I've always done this! But this morning, his kindergarten school wouldn't let me! (this is a new school, since he's now in kindergarten) I got kind of upset, because, this is the same school that signed up with a t.v. show for them to film inside the classroom! So it's just stupid that parents can't take pictures, but a camera crew can invade the classroom! I'd like to know the opinions of other parents. Would you get upset, like I did?

2006-08-28 15:10:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-08-28 15:08:42 · 29 answers · asked by cristina c 1 in Adolescent

I feel as if no one likes me right now. And I just feel sad for some reason. I told my mom about this and she didn't know what to say. Ithink I would feel a lot better if I knew some boy at school liked me. I know I sound stupid right now but I just feel depressed.

2006-08-28 15:07:39 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

I'm famliar with the catchy book titles about the young ones (Your 3 year old: friend or enemy?), but my perceptive and intelligent daughter often regresses unexpectedly. "Shut up." "Idiot" mostly directed to siblings. "It's not me, it's him." Balking at even the idea of being held accountable. She knows she's violating the house rules; I know she knows. She knows I know she knows. What do you recommend?

2006-08-28 15:05:32 · 11 answers · asked by slly d 1 in Adolescent

2006-08-28 15:04:46 · 19 answers · asked by confussed!! 1 in Pregnancy

how early can you take a pregnancy test? I feel so stupid asking this question.

2006-08-28 15:03:06 · 13 answers · asked by L.A. 1 in Pregnancy

He's almost 2, and only has a few more teeth to get-
He is drooling, really whiney (on and off) and wont sleep much.

2006-08-28 15:02:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

What type of chores does your teenage do? How much do they get paid a week? I really need to know...Thanks

2006-08-28 14:59:38 · 8 answers · asked by bling***bling 3 in Adolescent

i am16and just found out that 1 am 4months pregnant by going to my doctors app. my boyfriends wants me to tell my mom but im sooo scared, she wont be mad but she'll be very hurt by this, what should i do?

2006-08-28 14:57:42 · 36 answers · asked by brownsuga16 1 in Pregnancy

2006-08-28 14:55:45 · 15 answers · asked by zeetle 1 in Pregnancy

Does this has something to do with not being able to conceive?

2006-08-28 14:53:59 · 15 answers · asked by SCARLETT 1 in Pregnancy

ok, i got swim class, and the classes consist of boys and girls to wear swimming suits..ok now...some of the girls give me..uhh..a hard on..and its very noticecable some of the girls spot me with my ***** sticking OUT!!..its..just wood...HARD WOOD FOR 45 MINS!!...girls look at it and whisper...what can i do TO PREVENT THIS!??!

2006-08-28 14:45:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

Im/trying/to/conceive/but/I/dont/really/understand/how/ovulation/and/reproduction/woks.

2006-08-28 14:45:16 · 6 answers · asked by MatthewsMommy 2 in Trying to Conceive

I work w/kids on a regular basis & sometimes they say funny things. Ex: "Are you taking us to the place we are going?"

Tell me about your kid quotes!

2006-08-28 14:43:33 · 19 answers · asked by Kimbie 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

I go sometimes to a orum such as Hi-five or somethingof that sort where alot of different people interact positvely. So today i recieved a notice saying that in order to keep Orkut Clean please report abuse of any explicit pictures such as containg nudity or porn, and copyrighted content. So is it okay for me to actually report them Volunatrily because i do get really offended and see it as an insult...

2006-08-28 14:42:35 · 18 answers · asked by jay z 1 in Adolescent