I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS EARLIER TODAY AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET ON MY WAY TO MY 3 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR JOB. SUDDENLY FROM OUT THE SEWERS CAME A CRIPPLE IN AN ELECTRONIC WHEELCHAIR!!!! HE CUT ME OFF, AND SAID 'DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR' LIKE A FARKING MONGOOSE. THATS WHEN I DECIDED I WASNT ABOUT TO TAKE ANY OF HIS $HIT ANY MORE!!! IT WAS THEN THAT I LOST MY NORMALLY COOL COMPOSURE AND FLEW INTO A FIT OF RAGE!!!! I WALKED UP BEHIND HIS WHEELCHAIR AND TURNED THE SWITCH TO 'OFF' AND TOOK THE BATTERY OUT SO HE COULDN'T ESCAPE!!!! HE TRIED SEVERAL TIMES TO ACCELERATE (HE DIDN'T KNOW YET THAT I HAD DEACTIVATED HIS CHAIR!!!!) FINALLY THEN I LOOKED HIM SQUARE IN THE EYES AND SAID 'MERRY CHRISTMAS *****!'. I EXECUTED A GOVERNMENT-BANNED FLYING NINJA KICK TO HIS THROAT!!!! HE FELL RIGHT OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR AND LANDED ON THE STREET!!! I SAID 'IM SENDING YOU BACK TO THE GENETIC CESSPOOL YOU CRAWLED OUT OF' AND I DRUG HIM INTO AN ALLY BY THE CORD ATTACHED TO HIS FEEDING MACHINE.
2006-08-28 15:34:00 · 22 answers · asked by Terry McFadden 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
I COULD TELL THAT HE HADN'T LEARNED HIS LESSON YET SO I SHAVED HIS HEAD, THEN I PULLED OUT A DRILL AND CARVED A HOLE IN HIS HEAD!!!! NEXT I PULLED DOWN MY OVERALLS AND WHIPPED OUT MY 15 INCH SCHLONG OF ANAL AND VAGANAL DESTRUCTION. I SAID TO HIM 'EVER BEEN SKULLFARKED, MONGOLOID?' AND THEN I BEGAN TO COPULATE WITH HIS FRESHLY DRILLED SKULLTWAT!!!!!! I LITERALLY F*CKED WITH HIS MIND, AND DEVISTATED ANY CHANCE HE EVER HAD IN LIFE. AS I THRUST MY MANLY SHAFT IN ONE FINAL TIME, I PULLED A SPIKED BAT OUT OF MY BACK POCKET AND CRACKED HIS KNEES!!!! I WITHDREW AND LET HIM FALL ONTO THE GROUND. THEN I VOMITED ON HIS BRAIN THROUGH HIS SKULLHOLE AND SH!T INTO HIS FEEDING TUBE MACHINE AND FARKED HIS A$$ UNTIL IT WAS RED WITH SORENESS!!!! I LEFT HIM IN THE ALLY ANALY DEGRADED, HUMILIATED, AND USED WITH HIS RUMP EXPOSED, HIS PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES AND COVERED IN PUKE AND SH!T!!!!!
2006-08-28 15:34:19 · update #1
IT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER DONE!!!! AND TO MAKE A GREAT THING GREATER, I KEPT HIS WHEELCHAIR AND RODE IT THE REST OF THE WAY TO WORK!!!!!!
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2006-08-28 15:35:12 · update #2
You have issues
2006-08-28 15:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by mrs.dennis.10.6.07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Governement Banned Flying ninja kick? That's great. pleasantly disturbing
2006-08-28 15:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by detecting_it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut the ***** up. So you just admitted to murder. If the guy you killed ends up on unsolved mysteries I'L be sure to save this info and have you investigated.My sister was murdered july 14 so Its F_uc_ed up I gotta read about this on here.
2006-08-28 15:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by miranda 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, you have had an amazing life, I dont doubt a word of it.
As to your problem, why not smear peanut butter on your c0ck and get your dog bacon to suck it out?
2006-08-28 18:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by stefjeff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour in boiling water and let the spaghetti cook. Then it will be easier to get out.
2006-08-28 15:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are the most disgusting, revolting freak I have ever met. I hope that you die a slow painful death.
2006-08-28 15:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty impressive .. but what happened to the spaghetti that was stuck in yr japseye??
2006-08-28 15:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by galaxygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F'ing sweet.
2006-08-28 15:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
slice ur cockhole and put some hot pasta sauce...
2006-08-28 20:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by cutiepie29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to shÑt on his chest while you were skullfuÑking him!!!
2006-08-28 15:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋