Anyone wanna share any quotes from kids?

Question

I work w/kids on a regular basis & sometimes they say funny things. Ex: "Are you taking us to the place we are going?"

Tell me about your kid quotes!

Answer 1

A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail."

Answer 2

OK,
here's one, about 2 or so years ago I lost a lot of weight, About 75 lbs. Anyway as I was losing it I guess my kids didn't really realize it since it came off a a slow steady pace but one day, my son was abut 4, we were looking through some pictures and I found a "fat" picture of me. I showed the boys and said "do you remember when mommy looked like this?" My 4 year old said "yeah mommy, you were a fat a s s". I couldn't help but laugh and said "yes I was, now don't ever say that word again".Then my other son who was three said "you are only a little bit fat now mommy". I went from over 220 to about 160 so I guess he was right so I just looked at him and said "thank you son." Anyway that's my kid quotes. I though they were adorable, hope you do too.

Answer 3

My girls are just a little onry and they are always saying and doing very funny things. My oldest which is 4 has two favorite sayings she always says "I've lost my mind" and then "I crazy aren't I" the first time she told us she lost her mind it was hilarious. I was gettin on to her and I said Brooklynn you know better than to do that and she just looked at me and said I lost my mind lol. The most embarassin moment with my 2 yr old is while I was potty training her. Everytime she would go potty on the big girl potty I would clap and proclaim loudly good job your a big girl Yeah!!! Well while in a public restroom full of people she waits patiently for me to go then begins to clap her hands and then say Good job mommy you're a big girl!!! Other women couldn't help but laugh!!!

Answer 4

This is a little longer but it is funny. We had our 2 year old daughter in pre school and we were having a problem with her biting other kids at her school. She kept getting disciplined for it by Time Out and we spoke to her about it after school but she still kept doing it and it was a problem. Her older sister who was 4 years older than her sat down and talked to her and explained to her that when she got angry she needed to use her words to express her displeasure instead of biting. The next time we picked her up from preschool her teacher took us aside and said an interesting thing had occured that day. A fellow preschooler (Boy) took the ball our daughter was playing with away from her. She was really mad and ran over to him and stood right in front of his face and yelled Bite...Bite..

Answer 5

Well, this really isn't a quote...it was when my daughter (who is now 4) had just started learning how to talk. We were driving around doing some shopping and errands and it was around lunch time. I asked her if she was hungry...and she said no. I asked her again...'are you sure you don't want to go to McDonalds?' Again, she said no. (And this is really rare for her...she LOOOVES McDonalds). So I asked her if she was sure she wasn't hungry, and she just smiled and said yes. I smiled at her and said...are you lyin'? And with the most serious look on her face she put her hands up like paws and went "ROOOOAR" really loud. (She thought I said 'lion').

But now, there are too many things she says to list them all. Everday she says something hilarious. My favorite is this...if I ask her to do something for me, she winks and gives me the thumbs up and says "you can count on me!"

Answer 6

I used to wear wigs a lot in the cold, but I have short hair. I picked my daughter up from preschool and her friend Taylor goes "aren't you Anisa's mom?" I go "yes" she goes "but Anisa's Mom has long hair" she was really confused, I could only laugh.

Well my youngest daughter has long curly hair and adults like to ask her if they can have it. i guess she got tired of them asking so she told this woman to go the store, buy some hair, and glue it in, or but a wig like my mommy...Funny

Answer 7

My daughter used to be constipated all the time. It was a real project. When she was 2 years old, she was on the toilet, trying to poop, and I was holding her hand, I heard her grunt like, and I said to her "did ya go? is that it? " and she looked at me with the most serious of looks and said "no huh uh, that was air poop" hahaha.. it was when she discovered the fart.. I had never heard that before, and I marked that down as a classic.

Answer 8

My son is 6, and has the vocabulary of a 28 year old. We were playing with some of his Transformer toys and I told him I couldn't figure it out. He said, "I don't think you understand the configuration, Mommy. Have you checked the logistics?"

Answer 9

I was driving down the street with my children one day when it started to rain and hail the size of golf balls started falling. I couldn't help but laugh when my 3 year old said mommy why is god throwing rocks at us? It was great.

Answer 10

I picked my son up from the sitter's one day and noticed that his shirt was on backwards. When I asked him why, he said that he had accidentally put it on backwards that morning and didn't want to turn it around because the sitter had told him that it would be bad luck to turn it around. Then he asked me what bad luck is. I said, "It means...umm things happen that are bad...have you ever heard of something called 'misfortune'?" He quickly pulled off his shirt, turned it around, and remarked, "Heck, I don't even know who SHE is!"