I am a Republican, I come from Atlantis. I was the one who shot Kennedy because I was mad because he wanted to pull the troops out of Nam. I have also rode shot gun on the Loch Ness monster. Me and my Republican friends believe the best way to improve troop morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans benefits and combat pay.
We believe in providing health care to all Iraqi's is good , providing health care to all Americans is socialism. I and my republican friends believe a President who lie's about getting a hummer is a impeachable offense. A President lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
WE believe Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because they're communist, but trade with China is o.k.
Please vote Republican?
2006-09-12
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