There was this Parakeet that went into a bar and asked the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender said "No we don't have any peanuts." Then the parakeet left the bar. The next day the parakeet came back to the same bar and asked the same bartender the same question "Do you have any peanuts?" So then the bartender again said the same thing that he had none. This went on for a week and finally the bartender said to the parakeet, "If you come in here and ask that GD question one more time, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar counter." The next day the parakeet came back in and this time asked, "Do you hae any nails?" The bartender said, "No." Then the parakeet asked, "Do you have any peanuts?"
hahaha! You got any good pet jokes? Did you like mine?
2007-08-13
13:58:15
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