Parakeet in a bar joke!!?

Question

There was this Parakeet that went into a bar and asked the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender said "No we don't have any peanuts." Then the parakeet left the bar. The next day the parakeet came back to the same bar and asked the same bartender the same question "Do you have any peanuts?" So then the bartender again said the same thing that he had none. This went on for a week and finally the bartender said to the parakeet, "If you come in here and ask that GD question one more time, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar counter." The next day the parakeet came back in and this time asked, "Do you hae any nails?" The bartender said, "No." Then the parakeet asked, "Do you have any peanuts?"

hahaha! You got any good pet jokes? Did you like mine?

Answer 1

ha ha. i heard that joke once except it was a duck instead of a parakeet. heres a funny parrot joke.

late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he presumed was empty. he crept across the floor of the living room and headed for the kitchen. as he reached the center of the room, a voice called out, "jesus is watching you."
the burglar stopped dead in his tracks. "wh-who's there? " he called out anxiously. no answer. he continued forth.
"jesus is watching you." the voice came again. this time the burglar stared hard into the corner of the room and made out a bird cage. a large parrot was perched inside.
"was that you who said jesus is watching me?" the burglar asked the bird.
"yes." the bird replied.
the burglar breathed a sigh of relief. " what's your name anyway?" he asked.
"clarence." said the bird.
"clarence. thats a dumb name for a bird" the burglar sneered. "what idiot named you clarence."
the bird ****** his head and replied, "the same idiot who named the rottweiler jesus."

Answer 2

A woman tells the plumber to go to her house and fix her sink.
She also says, "You will see my bulldog spike. Don't worry about him, he will be fine. But whatever you do, DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT!"
The plumber goes to the house where he sees a huge mean looking bulldog with gigantic teeth! But it just lays there.
The plumber then sees a beautiful parrot in a cage. the Parrot immediately starts to scream and curse at the man.
the plumber does his job and is almost finished when he can no longer stand the noise form the bird.
"Shut UP, to foul mouthed bird," he said.

The bird replied, "GET HIM Spike!!"

Your joke was cute too!!

Answer 3

Stray cat shows up on doorstep. Husband drives it in the car 15 minutes away, drops it off to get rid of it. Comes home, there's the cat on the porch. Husband takes it & drives it an hour away, drops it off & comes home. There's the cat sitting on the porch. Husband takes the cat & drives all thru the night for hours on end & drops the cat off. Half way home he calls the wife. "That damn cat isn't there is he?" Wife asks why. Husband says "Well put him on the phone, I'm lost!"

Answer 4

that was cute!!! hows this one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? cuzz he was dead
whyd the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? he was stapled to the first one

whyd the 3rd monkey fall outta the tree......peer pressure