I am taking votes....
should I
1.) open the door so she can see me, and scream "Crap! we are not home" and slam the door in her face.
2.) open the door and scream, drop to the floor at the site of her and play dead?
3.) open the kitchen window, located right by the door, and run to my car, hop in and leave?
4.) open the door, and tape a pre-written letter to the outside of the door, slam to door in her face. (the prewritten letter would say, sorry we are having sex right now come back tomorrow afternoon)
5.) open the door and say "Honey, the wicked witch of the west is here, so either the house didn't kill her or she is back from the dead!"
6.) open the door and spray her with a fire extinguisher
7.) open the door and scream "honey, the devil is here"
8.) open the door and tell her "Sorry, we dont do charity" and slam the door
9.) open the door and say "Oh, I didnt know the circus was in town. Is that a real beard?"
2006-11-29
12:48:22
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