Family & Relationships - 3 October 2006

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."

2006-10-03 04:54:40 · 13 answers · asked by *JC* 3 in Singles & Dating

so it's lyke dis...i wanted 2 go 2 my homecoming dance and my frend sed that her mom can take us n my mom will bring us home or viceversa......at the last minute she cancelled...then an hour after the dance started she sed she has a ride but by then it was 2 late so i cudnt go bcuz of HER..then @ skool 2day she was acting lyke nothing EVER happened...and im still upset w/ her..wut should i do???

2006-10-03 04:54:36 · 7 answers · asked by *BrItNeY 2 in Friends

i really like her she's 28 years old,i want to screw her so bad

2006-10-03 04:54:32 · 3 answers · asked by sergio 1 in Singles & Dating

because i been lookin around and i see more and more girls every day and when i whent to the hospital i asked how many girls where born today and how many boys they said 5 girls and 1 boy so imagine how many girls are here what do u guys think??

2006-10-03 04:53:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-10-03 04:53:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2006-10-03 04:51:53 · 27 answers · asked by Thebronx 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

We have a great relationship and agree with most major issues except for this one. What to do in this situation?

2006-10-03 04:51:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

tell me about youself (and put your e_mail plz)
everything!!tell me everything

2006-10-03 04:51:05 · 22 answers · asked by Sara *Life is so unlike theory* 5 in Friends

Okay me and my boyfriend we live and hour away from each other and I told him that I didn't want him to going to partys cause thats cheating to me I mean I'm not there. He was okay with it then someone told him a party was this Friday he said I'll be there and I said oh for real he said he dont understand how i'm cheating I said because you got a chick dancing all on you he said so as long as I don't do anything to her.

But my question is do you think i'm crazy for not wanting him to go our is he disrespecting me. What would you do if this was you

2006-10-03 04:51:02 · 13 answers · asked by Scooby_doo06 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

My girlfriend and I would love to be drunk in Vegas and end up getting married by Elvis. The tackier the better, however we want to then have a proper wedding back in the UK for family and friends. Thing is we will be already married, is there a way to fake the UK ceremonie...?

2006-10-03 04:51:00 · 23 answers · asked by arbi_trarge 1 in Weddings

my husband resently cheated on my and now everything seems to be going back to normal but every little thing that he does I really take personally or example he is at the beach today with his freinds and I am at work I really dont know the people he is with so when I told him I loved him to get off the phone he just said bye and now I think he ment something about it or maybe he didnt want someone else to hear him say it to me. what do you guys think

2006-10-03 04:49:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

So I have been married to my husband for 5 years. I love him and would never cheat on him. But he has a friend that I have been talking to on the phone a lot and texting. We have sent some revealing photos to each on the phone. He came to visit last weekend and on the way back to his house (it was just me and him), he showed me his penis. Nothing else happened. I do like his friend but I won't let it go any further. What do you think?

2006-10-03 04:49:16 · 52 answers · asked by jacemo 6 in Marriage & Divorce

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!

2006-10-03 04:48:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-10-03 04:47:44 · 15 answers · asked by jazzy_chica85 3 in Marriage & Divorce

Do you think all the guy on her that are complaining about not getting any would get a little more if they turned the computer off and started paying a little attention to their wives? How many of you think the internet is really bad for a marriage?

2006-10-03 04:46:53 · 15 answers · asked by sasha 4 in Marriage & Divorce

I'm currently married with a two 1/2 month old son. Sadly, I have a gut feeling my marriage isn't going to last much longer. I'm young, and I consider my self to be pretty, and smart, what are the chances of finding a great guy who will love me as well as my son? I know a lot of men don't like women with kids. But I only have one... I just would like to know. By the way, I am not vain for saying I consider myself to be pretty and smart. It's called "confidence". (Just a disclaimer for all the people who like to nit-pick)

2006-10-03 04:46:24 · 24 answers · asked by Ashley D 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

We are separated geographically by the military so I can't watch him the traditional way. I'm not the jealous or suspicious type but on his most recent visit home he acted strangely and kept talking about another married woman that "he only thinks of like a sister." His grooming habits changed, he has lost weight, etc. A lot of signs that point to it. He was sugary sweet and devoted to me while he was home - more than usual. We have two children in elementary school. If he is cheating, I don't know if I want to salvage the marriage but not knowing is eating me alive.

2006-10-03 04:45:42 · 23 answers · asked by Steelblueangel 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Why will some women still stay with their man if he wants her to leave him for another man?

2006-10-03 04:45:27 · 9 answers · asked by grapesofmiami 1 in Marriage & Divorce

there's this guy I met online who lives in the same city as mine. We're not just good friends, but great. (we never met though). I think I'm special to him but dunno to which extent. I'm startin to realise I have a crush on him but I'm afraid if I tell him I loose the beautiful friendship I never had with anyone else bfr. Should I tell him?

2006-10-03 04:44:27 · 11 answers · asked by MalaK 2 in Friends

What does it mean when you go to make love to a woman, and either before, during, or after...her vagina passes air? Is this normal, or signs of her having someone bigger than me before her...please help.....serious question.

2006-10-03 04:44:03 · 16 answers · asked by heymrdj1 2 in Singles & Dating

It's my grandsons' 5th birthday tomorrow (4th) and he loves to "read" my e-mails, could you please wish him A Happy Birthday. His name is Jake and it would really make his day. Thank you in advance. XX

2006-10-03 04:43:48 · 36 answers · asked by mistymiss 6 in Family

I'm Not Saying I Cannot Accept Him But I Know It Wont Ever Be The Same Again. I Cant Be Freinds With Him. It Will Be Weird. We Were In Town Last Week And I Spotted A Lush Lad. I Said ' He's Gorgeous' and JACK Agreed! What Should I Do??

2006-10-03 04:43:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

I have showered gifts upon an unwelcome receipient. Fair enough if you don't like me, I don't like everyone I meet, but I sure as hell don't blast them out of the water if we don't gel.

But to add insult, scorn, and ridicule to the response is unwarranted at best. That be a trait of woman to be petty, and vindictive, but is Karma one-sided? I think it should go BOTH ways...

What would be a proper X-mas gift for this person? Perhaps 100 boxes wraped within each other with no gift inside? An empty card? A $1.00 gift card to Wal-Mart?

Some suggestions please for that special hmmm...someone...

Thank you.

2006-10-03 04:43:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-03 04:42:53 · 12 answers · asked by lonely 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-03 04:42:34 · 11 answers · asked by small world 1 in Family

She is a bit of a minger but the pics are top quality and I am broke at the mo , and I am sure she wouldnt mind!!!!!!

2006-10-03 04:42:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My parents are paying for the wedding but now my mother thinks this gives her the right to make all of the final decisions. She throws a tantrum if she doesn't get her way... water works and everything. She keeps saying this is her wedding too. How can I handle her without hurting our mother/daughter relationship? We weren't that close to begin with.

2006-10-03 04:42:27 · 11 answers · asked by bluechick 5 in Weddings

how would you deal if a close friend is prenant and smokes but knows you are desperate for a baby?

2006-10-03 04:41:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

romantic evening, how should i tell him

2006-10-03 04:40:56 · 11 answers · asked by Pepper red 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-03 04:40:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships