A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!
2006-10-03 04:48:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha...I like it...keep them coming...you have such talent!
2006-10-03 04:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by claudeward49 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
2006-10-03 11:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but still a great joke.
2006-10-03 12:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't understand that but the first part was ok.. It was a good joke ha ha ha..
2006-10-03 11:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is more special than his legs!
I don't think you are in the correct category but thanks for the laugh. =) this is an easy 2 points for me.
2006-10-03 11:52:52 · answer #5 · answered by kamahalan_12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i hope shes happy now. thxs again for the laugh
2006-10-03 11:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait! What?
2006-10-03 11:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by karren b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, neither is the joke. It (or variations of it) have been circulating on the Net for years and years... probably decades.
but thanks for the 2 points!
2006-10-03 11:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao
2006-10-03 11:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by mojo0520 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, yes i do haha
lmao..be careful what you wish
2006-10-03 11:53:18 · answer #10 · answered by lila 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋