says, "Hey lady, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars? "Are you nuts?" says the woman and walks away.The man runs down a side street, intercepts her again and asks, "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" Again she says, "Listen you! I'm not that kind of woman!" she lies, "Got it?" And off she struts again.So the guy runs down another side street and intercepts her once again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" The woman says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. We'll go into an alley a little further down the street."So they go down the street and into the alley. The woman takes off her blouse to reveal her magnificent breasts. As soon as he sees them, the man grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonnabite them ornot?" Nah",he replies"Costs too much
2006-09-19
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