says, "Hey lady, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars? "Are you nuts?" says the woman and walks away.The man runs down a side street, intercepts her again and asks, "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" Again she says, "Listen you! I'm not that kind of woman!" she lies, "Got it?" And off she struts again.So the guy runs down another side street and intercepts her once again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" The woman says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. We'll go into an alley a little further down the street."So they go down the street and into the alley. The woman takes off her blouse to reveal her magnificent breasts. As soon as he sees them, the man grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonnabite them ornot?" Nah",he replies"Costs too much
2006-09-19 02:47:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I loved it!!! You made my day!! Thanks!
2006-09-19 02:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny I don't care who you are that is funny
Larry the Cable guy
2006-09-19 02:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by womanofthefire80 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke ... must remember it for the pub later!
2006-09-19 03:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comes to show you BEFORE DELIVERING THE GOODS it's always good business to get paid UPFRONT.
2006-09-19 03:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by oldtimer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Its Funny man!
2006-09-19 03:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ðøwñ tø Ëã®th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ah ahha ha ah
have u tried it ever? pls tell me abt ur exp..
LOL
2006-09-19 02:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by I am what I am 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic
2006-09-19 02:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by lil d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL GOOD ONE
2006-09-19 03:05:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
had a good laugh :-)
2006-09-19 02:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, funny!!!
2006-09-19 02:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by Becky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha...good one...
2006-09-19 02:52:44 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋