When I told them that I was a couple of years older than Mohammed Ali but not nearly as handsome, as smart as Donald Trump but not nearly so rich (unless his income is below $12,000 a year now), as sure of my opinions as Albert Einstein was but a lot dumber, have erectile dysfunction disorder that I hope the woman can cure because I want a relationship only for the sex (if possible) but, being only 65, am not ready to settle down to a long-term committment, nobody responded except for one lady who said she appreciated my uphill battle. What did she mean??? I wasn't in any battle. Even if I were young enough, I'd be scared to go to war! Wanted: sexpot. Only real babes need apply. (The "inward babe" is what makes a babe a babe; not looks!) I don't care how young you are, just so you are legal, or how fat, old and ugly you are because I didn't pay the bill so there's no lights in my place. You want utilities, you pay. A man can only do so much.--Signed, my ex son-in-law.
2006-07-18
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John (Thurb) McVey
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