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My 40 year old neighbor asked me to come over and tip toe through the tulips. But I don't see any flowers in her yard?

2006-07-18 17:39:54 · 20 answers · asked by Nep 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

20 answers

It means that she is just as much of a nutcase as you are. Do you live in a Nursing Home?

2006-07-18 17:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 5 · 0 0

It's a very old song. She was asking you in a cute way to be her boyfriend.
She as joking it just a cute reference to a song.

lyrics
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

2006-07-18 17:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ryce Queen 13 3 · 0 0

LOL maybe the tulips was an expression for her vagina lips. She wants you to lick her flower :P Oh my, i'm horrible! haha. Next time just do it and you'll find her on the bed exposing her 'flower.' Tell me how that went down ha

Btw, you're a handsome man there. May you check my tulips after? (the real garden-not a freak hehe)

2006-07-18 17:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by NO♥NAME 5 · 0 0

Haha lol. "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" is the name of a song. But maybe she was flirting with you too.

2006-07-18 17:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by Natalie 1 · 0 0

Hey...She wants to tip toe through your tulips...Like have alittle fun in the shack...She wants to get into your pants...Do you get it now??...

Clowmy

2006-07-18 17:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It sounds like your next door friend wants some 1 on 1 action....in the sack. This is pretty funny.
Well, since your a guy, and well, men love sex, if she's hot..then go over! lol. ..althought she might want to keep doing it, and then you won't. oh well..don't do it. Go find yourself a hot chick, in your age range...who doesn't live next door to you.
haha good luck!

2006-07-18 17:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by SuperGirls™ 5 · 0 0

If you are over 12 years old, you should know what that means.

2006-07-18 17:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by Dumbass 3 · 0 0

I think she might have a little crush on you and shes just saying in a sneaking way to come over and be with her sometime..

2006-07-18 17:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 2 · 0 0

No offense, but if you can't figure that come-on out, maybe you should not be making any moves...

Tulips...two lips...Uh-huh?

Good luck!

2006-07-18 17:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Khalen 3 · 0 0

sounds like she is trying to give you some kind of hint, I am not sure what about though. Good luck, you will probably need it

2006-07-18 17:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Britt 4 · 0 0

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