My wife is talking about leaving me!!!
2006-07-18 17:33:41 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND A SHOCK WITH THE TOASTER
2006-07-19 17:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok so what was going on.. here.. started out as a three some then the girl won't leave now?
Or.. your lucky the gf and wife don't get together and kick your butt out on the street lol.. it has happened for real.. lol.
2006-07-19 00:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Ibdreamin099 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you have a girl and a wife? Man you don't deserve your wife, foo. Leave the girl, and fix your relationship with your wife. She is the love of your life, dude. Good luck.
2006-07-19 00:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a minute, you have a wife!? Were all three of you living together or something? You should try and talk to your wife about it, but geesh I would mad too.
2006-07-19 00:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by guesswho aiken 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't realize that Morris the Cat was married. Whatever - your wife was leaving you anyway to hook up with your girlfriend. I understand she's a nice pussycat.
2006-07-19 00:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ron D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not the slightest bit funny. You are a jerk and I doubt you have either a girlfriend or a wife.
2006-07-19 00:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leviticus 18
1 The LORD told Moses
2 to tell the people of Israel: I am the LORD your God!
3 So don't follow the customs of Egypt where you used to live or those of Canaan where I am bringing you.
4 I am the LORD your God, and you must obey my teachings.
5 Obey them and you will live. I am the LORD.
6 Don't have sex with any of your close relatives,
7 especially your own mother. This would disgrace your father.
8 And don't disgrace him by having sex with any of his other wives.
9 Don't have sex with your sister or stepsister, whether you grew up together or not.
10 Don't disgrace yourself by having sex with your granddaughter
11 or half sister
12 or a sister of your father or mother.
13 Don't disgrace your marriage by having a relationship with a man other than your husband.
14 Don't disgrace your uncle by having sex with his wife.
15 Don't have sex with your daughter-in-law
16 or sister-in-law.
17 And don't have sex with the daughter or granddaughter of any woman that you have earlier had sex with. You may be having sex with a relative, and that would make you unclean.
18 As long as your wife is alive, don't cause trouble for her by taking one of her sisters as a second wife.
19 When a woman is having her monthly period, she is unclean, so don't have sex with her.
20 Don't have sex with another man's wife--that would make you unclean.
21 Don't sacrifice your children on the altar fires to the god Molech. I am the LORD your God, and that would disgrace me.
22 It is disgusting for a man to have sex with another man.
23 Anyone who has sex with an animal is unclean.
24 Don't make yourselves unclean by any of these disgusting practices of those nations that I am forcing out of the land for you. They made themselves
25 and the land so unclean, that I punished the land because of their sins, and I made it vomit them up.
26 Now don't do these sickening things that make the land filthy. Instead, obey my laws and teachings.
27 (SEE 18:26)
28 Then the land won't become sick of you and vomit you up, just as it did them.
29 If any of you do these vulgar, disgusting things, you will be unclean and no longer belong to my people. I am the LORD your God, and I forbid you to follow their sickening way of life.
30 (SEE 18:29)
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2006-07-19 00:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by asoldierswife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have your wife and your ex-girlfriend living in the same house..are you crazy.... I wouldnt of done that in the first place..because it would bring up dhrama dhrama dhrama like it is now to you.
Tell her to get her *** out...no questions about it! she ruining your marriage right now!
2006-07-19 00:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bringing out the zealots, are we.
Just get a new girlfriend. Someone has to do the dishes. God forbid it be you.
2006-07-20 16:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell your wife to come over here and I will talk to her for you.
2006-07-19 00:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by Dumbass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife should pull a Loraina Bobbit on you, Bubba!!!!!
2006-07-19 00:44:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋