Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - July 2007

It was the talk of the town when Bob, an 80 year old man married a 20year old girl, Irene. After a year she went into hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it Bob at your age?"
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor, running."

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing Bob. How do you do it??"
He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man."
He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well you had better change the oil; this one's black!!"

2007-07-22 13:47:47 · 16 answers · asked by . 3

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Joke - How's your husband's.........?

Three women were sitting talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says, "My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and chocolate before we make love. I like that."
The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."
The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

2007-07-22 13:42:23 · 18 answers · asked by . 3

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What do you think of this?

Paddy, an Irishman was talking to a long-distance telephone operator.
Paddy : "Could you please tell me the time difference between Dublin & Tokyo?"
Operator : "Just a minute ..."
Paddy : "Thank you" ... and put the phone down.

2007-07-22 13:26:02 · 2 answers · asked by Naruto 6

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Satan?

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man

"Don't you realize I can kill! with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of
me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."

2007-07-22 13:24:53 · 6 answers · asked by I'm outta here 4

Jokes & Riddles - July 2007

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi and the bran muffin?

do think we should bow to Bran Muffin?

Do some religions not allow the eating of bran muffins until after you are married?

What did one bran muffin say to another bran muffin?

Is there anything in this world better than "Bran Muffins"?

will we be having Bran Muffins in hell as punishment?

What is brown, soft, smells like bran, and looks like a muffin?

If two bran muffins walked into a bar, would it be a regular bar?

Did Jesus eat bran muffins at the last supper?

Does your bran muffin talk back to you?

Fill in the blank: "There once was a bran muffin from Nantucket...."?

is there a Bran Muffin in the sky?

When does a bran muffin become an adult?

How many bran muffins does it take. . .??

Why did the bran muffin cross the playground?

What do you call a bride who eats bran muffins before her wedding?

What do you get when you cross bran, egg, flour, milk, and sugar?

Riddle. How many Bran muffins does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the bran muffin call the doctor?

How can a bran muffin teach you about good values?

Does anyone have any good "bran Muffin" recipes?

What did the bran muffin say to the priest?

Did the farmer's daughter serve bran muffins to the traveling salesman?

Tough question. Can you find the error?

Riddle... My teacher told me?

My girlfriend isn't so impressed with my Bran Muffin. How can I enhance it naturally?

Joke - how do you do it Bob?

Joke - How's your husband's.........?

What do you think of this?

Satan?