It was the talk of the town when Bob, an 80 year old man married a 20year old girl, Irene. After a year she went into hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it Bob at your age?"
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor, running."
The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing Bob. How do you do it??"
He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man."
He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said, "Well you had better change the oil; this one's black!!"
2007-07-22 13:47:47 · 16 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh ur getting good. will have to dig deep to see if i can better that 1.
2007-07-23 05:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. I actually cannot stop laughing. Brilliant joke. Best I've heard today. Woooooh. 10/10. Thankyou for that!!!
2007-07-22 20:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, laughed out loud at that one honey, can't wait till i reach that age to try out the old motor myself
2007-07-22 22:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without any hesitation I have given you a star. Have it and a nice day too!
2007-07-23 05:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-22 20:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i like it
variation on a theme
2007-07-22 20:50:24 · answer #6 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-07-23 05:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by ANF 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a zillion times...plus its not that funny, its more disgustingly upsetting
2007-07-22 20:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Twilight <33 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO!!!! great one, star for you! still laughing now!
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2007-07-23 05:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't it worry him when the others were white???
2007-07-23 03:59:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋