2007-07-22 14:04:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That once fell into a bucket.
2007-07-22 14:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a bran muffin from Nantucket,
who ate another bran muffin
and got sick with blue polka dots
and puked on the spot.
2007-07-22 14:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by Holla!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who had lots of nose hair, but refused to pluck it.
Who once had a lollipop, but never did suck it.
Who had a pet puffin, and kept it in a bucket.
Who wore bright red lipstick, but always did smudge it.
Who played the violin, but wished she'd played the trumpet.
Who never ate muffins. She preferred to eat a crumpet.
Who liked Yehell! Answers, but didn't quite love it.
Who once had a dog, but the little mutt bit.
2007-07-22 15:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.. who did all his stuff in a bucket. His daughter All-bran ran off with a man. And as for the bucket no one tucket."
2007-07-22 14:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who fell head first into a bucket.
There's no need to cry,
For the bucket was dry.
And the first person who saw the muffin tucket!
2007-07-22 14:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...who got a terrible bump on her knee.
When she was tossed in a little red bucket,
by a mean little boy named BB.
As he tossed her he ran away quickly,
but was tripped and fell onto his back.
The sweet little muffin's defender,
Was another mean boy named Jack.
This muffin poem in honor of bonsai bobby and Jack B. was brought to you courtesy of beano, muffin raider
2007-07-22 15:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by beano™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
..who spit bran hulls in a bucket.
((sorry Beano))) LOL I didn't know you were sleeping in the bucket I feel so stupid LOL
2007-07-22 15:16:47 · answer #7 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who ended up **** in a bucket!
2007-07-22 14:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
who put all her nuts in a bucket....
2007-07-22 14:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋