People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man
"Don't you realize I can kill! with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of
me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
2007-07-22 13:24:53 · 6 answers · asked by I'm outta here 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey!! I must be that old man your talking about!!!! only I think my marriage lasted 44 mins lmao
2007-07-22 14:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by Grey_Raven_Wolfe 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10 points for that one, great joke!
2007-07-23 10:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Very cute...
2007-07-22 21:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
WOW THAT WAS A CUTE JOKE!!!
2007-07-22 20:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by kierajanee 1 · 5⤊ 1⤋
son of a....devil
thats a nice one..
2007-07-22 20:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? ? 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
LOL
2007-07-22 20:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by bama37 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋