Three women were sitting talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says, "My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and chocolate before we make love. I like that."
The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."
The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
2007-07-22 13:42:23 · 18 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He sounds like a man who would prefer to buy "Computer Weekly" than "Playboy."
He probably refers to going to the bathroom as "downloading"
How do you stop your husband reading your e-mails?
Rename the folder "instruction manual"
2007-07-24 06:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are the legal rights of wife over husband?
2016-09-03 05:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Christean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-22 13:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a 90-days tourist visa to China really exist?
2017-03-15 02:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it were not for your age I would say you had dealt with microsoft before?
2007-07-23 08:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Double psychology. Very good.
2007-07-22 13:51:35 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can I veiw all my current friends on my Facebook page?
2016-10-26 02:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, do women have a microchip on their shoulder about our performance, you must know we men are just grateful to get it
2007-07-22 15:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best places for parties/girls in europe?
2016-09-26 23:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did not realise the competition was gonna get this stiff.
raising my game as we speak. laters.
2007-07-23 05:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋