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2007-12-23 22:32:09 · 26 answers · asked by - 3 in Other - Food & Drink

is the fear of god....?

2007-12-23 22:31:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?

Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.

Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q. What does it mean when the baby's head is crowning?
A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.

Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.

Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A. Yes, baby lips.

Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A. It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.

Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.

Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.

Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

2007-12-23 22:31:10 · 25 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles

particularly at my job and the local library.

2007-12-23 22:31:06 · 9 answers · asked by blast furnace 1 in Security

I have two hermann tortoises. One has very dry and flakey skin. I bath them both three times a week. Only one of them has this. Does anyone know what I can do?

2007-12-23 22:30:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

coz ill be jealous if you did =/

~*~*~Merry Christmas!!!~*~*~

2007-12-23 22:30:27 · 18 answers · asked by Inside your Head 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 22:30:02 · 9 answers · asked by tonie_ridenour 1 in Desktops

i wanna leave this habit plz tell me some way to get rid of this habit , i wanna study hard bec. my exams are going on.
but mastibation doesnt allow me to study

2007-12-23 22:29:51 · 11 answers · asked by amit khurana 1 in Mental Health

I think I'm going to move to Hawaii and live in a tent on the beach for a year or so.

What is the cheapest way to eat?

Am I going to have to pack my tent up every morning and set up every night so it won't get stolen? That will suck.

Will girls date a guy living in a tent? haha

Any other advice?

2007-12-23 22:29:14 · 14 answers · asked by Questions 2 in Honolulu

In other words, why would someone need different focal correction for near vs far or reading vs driving? Is it correcting two unrelated focal defects? Or do such defects have a characteristic that the same defect needs different correction for near vs far?

2007-12-23 22:29:02 · 3 answers · asked by x4294967296 6 in Optical

Can anyone tell me what Java Script is?

2007-12-23 22:27:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

While undressing for bed one night, good ole Bill notices something like a red rash around his you know what. Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!" He makes an appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day. "Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it and how do I get rid of it?" The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else." Bill takes the pills for a week but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to the doctor and tells him the pills didn't help. So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not improved. He takes the capsules for a week, and damn, the red ring is still there! So he goes back to the doctor and asks,"What next?" The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week and let me know."Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news Doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?" The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."

2007-12-23 22:27:48 · 12 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I need to review the policies of employees as a MBA Student, I am working on assignment "HRM IN PAKISTAN & International Prospectus" I have been searching material for discussion.
You guys can do a lot, or quote me a link where i can reach the policies of HRM.
Prefered companies:
PTCL
English biscuit manufacturer
BATA
Service
UFone
Mobilink
or any trading company.

2007-12-23 22:27:45 · 1 answers · asked by Ask H 1 in Homework Help

Does a couple that lives together before marriage have to get married eventually? I want to hear some Christian views about this issue.

2007-12-23 22:27:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Who sings it best? Hank Williams Jr., Alan Jackson, George Jones.

2007-12-23 22:27:31 · 9 answers · asked by We going to the ship!! 2 in Country

He's a good boxer, an outstanding one to be exact. But if he played the same game he plays on the ring he would be ripped apart, limb by limb. I would love to see BJ Pen, St pierre, Roger Huerta, or Nick Diaz beat mayweather's face in and end it with a triangle complemented with more pummeling to mayweather's face... what's your opinion on mayweather switching MMA (mixed martial arts) keep the answers with the question please.

2007-12-23 22:26:55 · 1 answers · asked by RICK 3 in Other - Sports

2007-12-23 22:26:51 · 18 answers · asked by moonlight 2 in Gender Studies

i have a lumix fx-8.the camera works fine.the pics come out clear.and when sufficient light falls on the display you can make out the image but since the light does not work it is difficult to take pictures.
i gave it to a shop and they told me the problem was with the ic.i had given it to sum other place and they had told me the problem was with the lcd light and that it could not be fixed.
will getting the ic changed solve the problem?

2007-12-23 22:26:48 · 1 answers · asked by sweta p 1 in Cameras

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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Love took up the glass of Time, and turned it in his glowing hands; Every moment, lightly shaken, ran itself in golden sands.
Love took up the harp of Life, and smote on all the chords with might; Smote the chord of Self, that, trembling, passed in music out of sight.
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I wish you all a very Merry Christmas, all the Happiest Holidays and all the luck the New Year could possibly bring to you.

2007-12-23 22:26:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Seriously, is it possible for a girl to be pregnant without going through any symptons???

2007-12-23 22:25:56 · 8 answers · asked by dumbenuf 1 in Pregnancy

I was wondering if anybody out there can help me...an old ex-friend of mine posted a private video of me (nothing bad) but of course he did not get permission...he is doing it clearly to hurt me, and there he psoted hurtful comments about me too under the video...I have tried contacting YouTube several times with no results....this is heart-wrenching for me, and I was wondering if anybody knows of an actual # I can call to talk to a live person or what I can do to get this video taken down. Please help!

2007-12-23 22:25:51 · 3 answers · asked by rolfesangel 2 in Law & Ethics

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2007-12-23 22:25:33 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Should they be able to build the Islamic School in Camden, NSW, Australia?

Apparently local residents don't want it.

2007-12-23 22:24:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how many photos can fit on a 2 gb memory card?

2007-12-23 22:24:37 · 9 answers · asked by Melissa R 3 in Cameras

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2007-12-23 22:24:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

2007-12-23 22:23:41 · 18 answers · asked by Sєαя¢нIиg` 5 in Rock and Pop

I can help you. It is not something to be hesitant about, call you to Allah Alone with no associate and to His obedience and follow Prophet Muhammad, and to believe in that which came to him, for he is the Messenger of Allah.

I invite you to Allah, the Glorious, the All-Mighty. I hereby bear witness that I have communicated the Messengers message and advice. I invite you to listen and accept the advice, Peace be upon him who follows tue guidance.

2007-12-23 22:23:34 · 61 answers · asked by Rahma 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have seen long lines during the summer for the Accademia, but will there be lines in February? I don't know whether I should try to make reservations or not.

2007-12-23 22:23:13 · 2 answers · asked by gwenleonhard 3 in Florence