While undressing for bed one night, good ole Bill notices something like a red rash around his you know what. Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!" He makes an appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day. "Doc," he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it and how do I get rid of it?" The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else." Bill takes the pills for a week but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to the doctor and tells him the pills didn't help. So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if it's not improved. He takes the capsules for a week, and damn, the red ring is still there! So he goes back to the doctor and asks,"What next?" The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week and let me know."Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news Doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?" The doctor replied, "Lipstick remover."
2007-12-23 22:27:48 · 12 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ho ho ho
2007-12-23 22:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by ISAIAH 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! 10/10
2007-12-23 22:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-23 23:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!!
What a jaw dropper!!
10/10 for you!!
Star on its way!! *
2007-12-23 23:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
arh the ring of confidence .lol
2007-12-24 01:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz awesome joke dude
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a triple X from me for this piece of sh*t
2007-12-23 22:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by zwinger1234567 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't know but im sorry to hear that
2016-04-10 22:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so, that explains your brother's rash, i'll kill him, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-24 10:08:50 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
great one
2007-12-23 23:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny x
2007-12-23 22:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by sweetie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good! star for you.
2007-12-23 22:39:41 · answer #11 · answered by Mistress B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋