All categories - 19 December 2007

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. We were having sex all afternoon and I fell asleep."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You're lying! You've been playing golf!"

2007-12-19 05:48:48 · 41 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-19 05:48:32 · 8 answers · asked by petelee 2 in Cats

OK..clearly, Bully breeds fart more. They snort, and snore, and make all kinds of noise. Really, mine doesn't have a very short muzzle...and she really does not eat fast, but she MUST be taking in a LOT of air because a LOT is coming out!!

So...do Bully breeds have a high occurance of bloat???? She is getting spayed next month, is a gastropexy a good idea for her????? I have Newfs and am aware of the bloat factor with the, but I am not sure how common a concern it is in these breeds. She is an American Bulldog.

2007-12-19 05:48:26 · 8 answers · asked by ARE YOUR NEWFS GELLIN'? 7 in Dogs

He's surely been blessed and been good to me.

2007-12-19 05:48:25 · 5 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Religion & Spirituality

What was the misreading?

2007-12-19 05:48:24 · 7 answers · asked by Eleventy 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm thinking of letting my hair grow. Like not cutting it for at least a year and seeing what happens. It's already curly if I let it be. I also already have a well grown and trimmed goatee to go with it.

I'm going for the old Robert Plant hair look. I don't really care what people say about me, they already talk behind my back any way.

What do you think?

2007-12-19 05:48:12 · 32 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

i have heard there is a final fantasy for the DS, now i also heard that you actually can choose the job you want (e.g. warrior) is this true? and if ur friend gets the game as well can the both of us play?

2007-12-19 05:48:09 · 2 answers · asked by NothingKWT 4 in Video & Online Games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rerNDw3ncDM&feature=related
this is related to a previous question from Wally. I hope he has his speakers hooked up.

2007-12-19 05:48:04 · 10 answers · asked by Donna 7 in Senior Citizens

My children are 25 & 23. My ex and I are good friends. We both want to handle the arrears I owe ourselves without the counties interference. There was a time we lived together and I paid her $5000.00 over 8 months that they never subtracted because we cant remember dates and I paid in cash. The county has taken my drivers license because I have been unemployed for 6 months. The interest on my arrears is $165.00 per month. We tried to work with them but they keep putting obsticles in our way. I have been turned down for a job because I have no drivers license. What about my right to work, to live and my freedom?

2007-12-19 05:47:52 · 8 answers · asked by Timothy B 1 in Law & Ethics

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.
3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me.
4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.
7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .
9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.

2007-12-19 05:47:50 · 8 answers · asked by She's Back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i hate her with a passion. she changes her mind every time she freakin speaks.

2007-12-19 05:47:50 · 16 answers · asked by 08AMERICAN 1 in Elections

It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it!

2007-12-19 05:47:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-19 05:47:37 · 4 answers · asked by Many k 1 in Women's Health

2007-12-19 05:47:34 · 28 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have the sims 2 and pets, open for business, and university. i can't paint the walls-they stay flashing red. nothing else is affected. wat happened? can my computer not handle 4 games?

2007-12-19 05:47:34 · 2 answers · asked by Kasey 2 in Video & Online Games

I can't think of anything.

2007-12-19 05:47:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNuGeq5q9Uk

It's actually one of my favourites, but I'm surprised at how many people have never heard it. Not even my friend (*call her what you want*), and she listens to basically all songs of this style!

2007-12-19 05:47:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1.Solve for x: √(3x - 5) = 4 ?
2.Solve for x: √(3x+1)-√(x-1) =2 ?
3.-3 - √(3x+1) = 0 has no roots. (true or false)?
4.3 + √(3x+1) = x has two roots.(true or false)?
5.Solve for x: √(x + 12) = x ?
6.Solve for x: √(x - 5) = -1 ?
7.Solve for x: √(x2+ 64) =16 -x ?
8.Solve for y: √(2y+ 7) - √(y + 4)= 2 ?
9.The solution of √(x + 11) = x- 1 is -5.( True or False) ?
10.The solution of √(x + 11) = 3 is -2. (True or False )?
11.Solve for x: √(x2+8x) =4√3 ?
12.Solve for x: √(5x + 1) = √(4x + 1) ?
13.Solve for x: - √(x) = -1 ?
14.Solve for x: x + 1 = √(x + 7) ?
15. √(x + 1) +3 = 2 has no real roots.(True or False )?
16.Solve for x: √(x2-x + 5) =5 ?
17.Solve for x: √(2x2+ 7x ) -2 =x ?
18.Solve for x: x - √(2x + 1) =7 ?
19.Solve for y: 4 + √(5y + 1)= 0?
20.√(x 2+ 3x + 2) = -4 has no real roots. ?
21.Solve for x: 2√(x - 3)+ 6 =x ?
22.Solve for x: √(x + 10) =7 -√(x - 11)?
23.Solve for x: √(x2+ 4x - 1) =√(x - 3) ?
24.Solve for x: √(x+16)-√(x) -2 = 0 ?

2007-12-19 05:47:19 · 3 answers · asked by Daniel P 2 in Mathematics

I have a phat PSP with firmware 3.71. I want to be able to put emulators and ROMs on it. I understand that I have to make a Pandora battery and all that business. I have some questions though.

1- where can i find a complete (noob proof) guide to doing the whole process such as making a pandora battery, what programs i need for the emulators and custom firm wares?

2- If i downgrade and all that business can i still use the new firmwares that come out (I know they are lame but I like the fact that I can now play ps1 games that are in my ps3)

Thanks to anyone who helps, I know all this info is out there but it is all in bits and pieces and often contradicts itself. I understand bricking is a possibility (less so with the pandora battery though) but my warranty is already up so who cares time to get everything I can out of this little beast. PSP Hackers FTW!!

2007-12-19 05:47:12 · 2 answers · asked by Chris 1 in PlayStation

What do you use to protect them against the elements and time?

2007-12-19 05:47:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-12-19 05:46:59 · 2 answers · asked by 4KRevolution 1 in Singing

caught a real stinky one, I mean a prize winner would you take them home or do you like catch and release.

2007-12-19 05:46:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If Hillary Clinton is elected the next president will this 'LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT' Republican/Conservative crowd practice what they preach and leave the United States? Because it certainly seems many of them have no love for this situation at all, and it would be very hypocritical to stay wouldn't it?

2007-12-19 05:46:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

my brother lives rent free with my sister. He is a 22 and a single father of 3 year old. he depends on us for everthing cash babysitting. he has 5 sisters and he is the baby we all raised him he has a disability. doesn't hear well. he already has a full time job.well my sister wants him out. does not have the heart to tell him. my other sister paid 3 payments of his car. I finally told him i could not do free babysitting, but i feel so guilty. I feel like he should grow up , but it is all of our faults for allowing him to do this to us. How can i get everyone on board with me? I feels so guilty even writing this , but i want him to have good life.

2007-12-19 05:46:45 · 40 answers · asked by Trisha heart 4 in Family

Who's going to watch it?

And who thinks max is fit. ^^

2007-12-19 05:46:44 · 11 answers · asked by I ♥ cupcakes 5 in Polls & Surveys

do i have to pay if it finds any thing wrong to fix it ? . what do i do once down load . i know i ask a lot but want to make sure be for i do any thing .

2007-12-19 05:46:39 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Software

party but I am not.Is it customary for me to sit at the same table with him? I dont realy know anyone else who is going except for his best friend who is also in the bridal party.

2007-12-19 05:46:35 · 19 answers · asked by kat 2 in Weddings

I got a parking ticket for being parked on a clearway. I had a disable sticker on and was in the post office getting my mothers pension. Warden said he went in looking for me but it is abig shop and i did not see him or him me. he did say i would probable get off with it as he wrote that i had a disabled badge showing. on appeal i did not get off but they spelt the name of the road wrong and i was wondering if that was legal.

2007-12-19 05:46:25 · 12 answers · asked by Peter L 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

5x^2+2y^2-20x+24y+82=0

2007-12-19 05:45:55 · 2 answers · asked by Bashir B 1 in Mathematics