1. SCHIZOPHRENIA -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.
3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me.
4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.
7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .
9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.
2007-12-19 05:47:50 · 8 answers · asked by She's Back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just thought you'd like to know that I liked this one so much I have forwarded it on to my friends across the country, and across the ocean. Thanx for making my day.
2007-12-19 06:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What a nasty idea, if any of you really had any of those disorders I doubt you would be laughing at that sick Card or whatever it was supposed to be. I do have a Sense of Humour to save you asking I just don't think it is right to be 'funny' at Others misfortune.
2016-05-25 01:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by myung 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! My mom sent me this this morning in an e-mail.
2007-12-19 05:53:10 · answer #3 · answered by Bree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-19 05:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. DYSLEXIA-- Devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa!
2007-12-19 06:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by moriartee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-12-19 06:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by migrainegirl1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude, it's hilarious! where'd u get it? got more?
2007-12-19 05:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, I liked them.
2007-12-19 05:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jess Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋