A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. We were having sex all afternoon and I fell asleep."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You're lying! You've been playing golf!"
2007-12-19 05:48:48 · 41 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha made me chuckle. lol!
:-)))
2007-12-19 09:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-19 06:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahahahha!!!!!!! =D
That's SOOOO funny! I chuckled at the punch line =]
Have a Christmas Star *shines*
2007-12-19 06:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Teaaaa 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao , awesome...thx for making me laugh
starred
2007-12-19 14:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 have a star :-)
2007-12-19 05:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by i love anne 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-20 03:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
Thanks.
2007-12-19 07:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
that sounds like something from a sitcom
funny
=D
2007-12-19 05:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good punchline on that one!
2007-12-19 07:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahaha o man, if i could, i would give u 10 points!
2007-12-19 06:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by giggles allover 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!!
that is hilarious, very funny.....
here have a star
keep em comin
2007-12-19 05:56:38 · answer #11 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋