an old man in hospital,and in intensive care,has machinery measuring ,blood pressure,heart rate, pulse etc., and wears an oxygen mask,there is a young nurse sitting beside his bed keeping watch on him,suddenly she hears ''nurse,are my testicles black"?,she is taken aback but asks,"can you repeat that sir",again she hears,"are my testicles black?,so she thinks,I suppose i'm here to help and aid the sick so I had better check,so she throws back the bedcovers unties his pyjamas and examines his nether regions,after a minute or two she puts every thing back, ties his pyjamas and tidys the bed the says to the man," sir! I can assure you that your testicles are not black", the old boy lifts his finger to lift up the oxygen mask and say weakly," nurse, that was marvelous,I really enjoyed that but could you tell me, are my test results back"
2007-12-04
02:10:11
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