an old man in hospital,and in intensive care,has machinery measuring ,blood pressure,heart rate, pulse etc., and wears an oxygen mask,there is a young nurse sitting beside his bed keeping watch on him,suddenly she hears ''nurse,are my testicles black"?,she is taken aback but asks,"can you repeat that sir",again she hears,"are my testicles black?,so she thinks,I suppose i'm here to help and aid the sick so I had better check,so she throws back the bedcovers unties his pyjamas and examines his nether regions,after a minute or two she puts every thing back, ties his pyjamas and tidys the bed the says to the man," sir! I can assure you that your testicles are not black", the old boy lifts his finger to lift up the oxygen mask and say weakly," nurse, that was marvelous,I really enjoyed that but could you tell me, are my test results back"
2007-12-04 02:10:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2016-05-28 03:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 02:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww BUT FUNNY
2007-12-04 02:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got that on a text long time ago, but it is very good, glad to read it again... thank you.. lmso 10/10
2007-12-04 02:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by little star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a joke that is one of i kind i love it and do you love this on
A man walked in to a bar ouch tee hee
2007-12-04 02:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by Bob the builder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it so many time, but still funny...
2007-12-04 03:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
20+ ha,ha,ha,ha,lol
2007-12-04 02:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol.. funny
2007-12-04 02:30:31 · answer #9 · answered by .sincerious. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-12-04 02:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋