All categories - 4 December 2007

2007-12-04 23:53:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"

She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"

2007-12-04 23:53:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you remember your dreams? Are your dreams important to you?

2007-12-04 23:53:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please help me i need my firends back again i cant seat on my own any more and iam on my school com and i am not doing my work
and at school i cant help sweaing

2007-12-04 23:53:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Is it just me or do all women just love Santa?

I mean come on what does he have that I dont?

He's just an overweight white haired old man that lives in the north friggin pole and doesn't even own a car. He has to have wild animals drag him around everywhere. Not to mention the fact the he wears the same (rather unattractive) red outfit every day.

Oh and what about all those poor elves that he's holding hostage in his basement? Seriously ladies, is this the kind of guy you are into?

Have a jolly Wednesday!

2007-12-04 23:52:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:52:43 · 10 answers · asked by kissanhour 2 in Astronomy & Space

Is this why Bush is the biggest fool in the world?

2007-12-04 23:52:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Do you have the same surname?

What heritage are you?

I am trying to trace my family tree, I have been told that I have indian in me.

2007-12-04 23:52:22 · 4 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Genealogy

go on this link to see a load more! they're so cool!

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Amazing_Photoshopped_Animals_Pictures_226_2007.php

2007-12-04 23:52:18 · 22 answers · asked by pullthetrigger 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have central air. I turned my heater on for the first time yesterday and it seemed to work just fine. I felt the air coming from the vents and it is warm. The temperature reached the set temp on the thermostat. The problem is that my air conditioning unit also comes on. I don't think this is normal. Can someone please tell me why this is happening? Thanks.

2007-12-04 23:52:10 · 5 answers · asked by Betsy 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-04 23:51:24 · 26 answers · asked by Victor M 1 in Cooking & Recipes

For me, my Passport. It gives me freedom and access to the world.

2007-12-04 23:51:04 · 8 answers · asked by William S 2 in Philosophy

i didn't choose to be gay i just know am since i was 10 years old. I don't want to go to Hell, help me please?! why did God made me gay? i repeat, i didn't choose to be gay!

2007-12-04 23:50:59 · 21 answers · asked by tostosh 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 23:50:00 · 23 answers · asked by Evegotanswers 4 in Special Education

What approach to probability are you using to answer this question?

2007-12-04 23:49:53 · 6 answers · asked by mimil 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-12-04 23:49:40 · 6 answers · asked by roda 1 in Computer Networking

2007-12-04 23:49:35 · 10 answers · asked by boyplakwatsa.com 7 in Packing & Preparation

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2007-12-04 23:49:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 23:49:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:48:30 · 19 answers · asked by Debi S 1 in Dogs

2007-12-04 23:48:23 · 7 answers · asked by affabledude2000 2 in Books & Authors

2007-12-04 23:47:32 · 11 answers · asked by MyOhMy 3 in Polls & Surveys

who you appreciate most?

2007-12-04 23:47:31 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:47:30 · 6 answers · asked by knowitall 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-04 23:47:23 · 3 answers · asked by anitri 2 in Books & Authors

2007-12-04 23:46:53 · 2 answers · asked by Whittygirl 1 in Polls & Surveys

I want to get rid of my uncle who smokes like crazy s***s in our toilet evry 2 days and eats out of our fridge so much its not funny but he thinks he's funny me and my dad hate him on a couple of different occasions my dad yells "I want that piece of S*** cancerface (he's had cancer) off my damn couch!" but my mother and sister love him and one of them cry when he leaves he's been here since july and he's gotta go but when i ask my mom can he leave she says "Don't you want him here???" Me and my dad want him to leave what should me and my dad do???

2007-12-04 23:46:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-12-04 23:46:46 · 31 answers · asked by shaz 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I am thinking of moving to southern Florida sometime in the next 4 to 5 years or even earlier. I was thinking about living in Fort Laurderdale, Boca Raton, Deerfield, Fort Myers, Naples, and mabye evan somewhere around Miami? But i'm not sure about Miami, to much crime and ect. But yes tell me if these places are nice or good place to live in florida. Like what are the hurricanes and rain like? How good are there beaches, schools, downtown ect? Write in the most detailed long anwser you can give me. Thank you!

2007-12-04 23:46:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

agh, I hate that. a perfectly innocent-looking piece of chocolate can be booby-trapped with nuts (eew!), nasty peppermint stuff (double eew) or - horror of horrors - that nasy fluffy super-sweet pink or orange creme stuff. (blech!)
why can't chocolate just be chocolate?
why do the chocolatiers have to RUIN perfectly good chocolate?
That is NOT RIGHT!!!

hehe sorry, I get worked up about my chocolate sometimes.
I like chocolate ...

2007-12-04 23:46:23 · 18 answers · asked by pir8 6 in Polls & Surveys