All categories - 4 December 2007

I think not. ♥

2007-12-04 23:18:20 · 46 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys

I find them very attractive. I think they have perfect smiles too.

2007-12-04 23:17:46 · 2 answers · asked by virgo_2004 1 in Other - Society & Culture

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

2007-12-04 23:17:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 23:17:10 · 4 answers · asked by Sivakumar.S 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Hey can anyone help me with these questions on my final exam review? It's the last thing we covered and we didn't have too much time to go over this stuff...

1.Find the interval of convergence for the series:
Summation(1 to infinity) of
(2^(k)) / ((2k)!) * x^(k)

2.Write the first five nonzero terms in a power series for
x / (2+3x^(3))
Find the interval of convergence. Use these five terms to estimate:
Integral from 0 to 0.1 (xdx) / (2+3x^(3))

Thanks y'all!!

2007-12-04 23:17:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Jesus’ teachings touched on a vast array of subjects. The valuable lessons they convey can affect every aspect of your life. How has Jesus' teachings about setting priorities in life (Matthew 6:25-33), cultivating friendship with God (John 17:3), establishing good relationships with others (Matthew 18:23-35) , solving problems (Matthew 5:21, 22, 27-29), and refraining from acts of violence (Matthew 26:52; John 18:36 ) influenced your views and/or life?

2007-12-04 23:16:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

on the exclamation point on the Yahoo home page it will sing "Yahoooo" to you?

2007-12-04 23:16:36 · 13 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:16:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Taxes

2007-12-04 23:16:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:15:25 · 2 answers · asked by chau n 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-04 23:15:20 · 5 answers · asked by LoyalOne 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his p*nis in the mommys v*gina. Thats how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys p*nis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."

2007-12-04 23:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 23:14:10 · 17 answers · asked by abdullah_mian 1 in Religion & Spirituality

is it cold where you are? I'm used to 80 degree+ weather, it's 37 degrees here!

Goodmorning All=)

2007-12-04 23:13:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do you stop paint from splashing everywhere with little dots of paint.

2007-12-04 23:13:51 · 11 answers · asked by Jayne p 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

3years from now?

2007-12-04 23:13:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:13:42 · 13 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

New idea - not yet thought & told by theists and atheists

2007-12-04 23:13:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Do you think it is going to change your life at all? In what ways?

2007-12-04 23:13:32 · 5 answers · asked by Boom Blatz 5 in Korea

2007-12-04 23:13:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 23:13:26 · 1 answers · asked by joerge l 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

any suggestions for him and me

2007-12-04 23:12:57 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.

2007-12-04 23:12:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 23:12:37 · 5 answers · asked by Christopher T 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

*throws a snickers bar* You know what'll happen if I catch you acting like a crazy foo' again?

2007-12-04 23:12:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who "wore/wears the pants" in your family? Your Mom or your dad?

2007-12-04 23:12:29 · 9 answers · asked by sillybreaze 4 in Polls & Surveys

Just a quick question but eveything I have been reading tells me that it is the pill slows or stops weight loss. Is this true?

If so when is the best time to come off it? Plus are there any other contraceptives with out this side effect?

2007-12-04 23:12:13 · 5 answers · asked by live life be free 2 in Diet & Fitness

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

2007-12-04 23:12:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles