A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
"Mother, where do babies come from?"
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his p*nis in the mommys v*gina. Thats how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend.
"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys p*nis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."
2007-12-04 23:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha ha,you are a" Diamond," l must "Watch" out for that,l may get a "ring" sometime,lol. Love Jo xx
2007-12-05 01:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
all were too good and few more from me When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
2016-05-28 06:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by lara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny HAHAHA never heard that B4
I hope you don't get a vn I get them for barry manilow song Q's not fair, They are picking on me...
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2007-12-05 01:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by NIFman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The innocence of children haha
2007-12-05 01:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey that's what I am getting for Xmas Jewellry,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
2007-12-05 10:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 04:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
She's Teaching her well, lol.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-05 05:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh... she's very up-front with her daughter, isn't she? <3 Very good joke--I've actually never seen it before. *Star*
2007-12-04 23:18:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...yeah heard it before, but still funny!!! =D
2007-12-05 01:07:49 · answer #9 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another cracker from you chris.
2007-12-05 03:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋