While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
2007-12-04 23:17:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gasp..........................
OMG!!!!!!
hilarious!!
2007-12-05 00:47:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
She also switched, lol.!!!
Great joke again Chris.!!!
Cheers mate 10/10.!!
2007-12-05 13:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 12:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm............. what a simple explanation. Hilarious.
2007-12-05 09:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny hee hee.
2007-12-05 07:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lol*
2007-12-05 11:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-12-05 09:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh????
2007-12-05 09:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋