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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.

2007-12-04 23:12:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

ewwwww lol. no you could not explain that.

2007-12-04 23:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0 0

Wow ha ha ha starring you.

2007-12-05 07:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0 0

...Is that a joke?

2007-12-05 07:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Thumbs Up 5 · 0 1

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