A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
2007-12-04 23:12:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 04:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An apple an afternoon keeps the wellness care provider away. to boot that, apple slices are scrumptious with peanut butter. yet, Oranges on the different hand, in case you roll it below your foot for a on an identical time as, you may drink it too!! Then of path, 2 of my maximum in demand colorations are... apple eco-friendly and orange!
2016-10-10 07:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha,10 out of 10,lol,Love Jo xx
2007-12-05 01:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Brilliant Chris.!!!
Another one for the Pub tonight.!!!
Thanks for a laugh mate.!!!
10/10.!!!
A bewildered policeman, lol.!!!
2007-12-05 05:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fruitful joke hahaha
2007-12-05 01:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny
2007-12-05 00:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol love it, Grandma's you've gotta love them, bless her lol
2007-12-04 23:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by claire s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE Iam starring you.lol
2007-12-04 23:17:23 · answer #8 · answered by gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey man, Grandmas are sacred!!!
:)
2007-12-04 23:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by pumpkinhead 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
.Certainly worth a chuckle.
2007-12-04 23:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋