A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"
2007-12-04 23:53:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!! funny Chris!!
why do you keep leaving me when i get on here? i miss you already!! lmao!!
2007-12-04 23:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-07 10:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-05 00:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
A Blue ribbon winner, lol .!!!
Good one Chris, got me smiling.!!!
Cheers mate, 10/10.!!
Cannot star as it tells me not reading Java script, whatever that means, have reported the problem.!!
2007-12-05 03:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Moderately funny! I like the way you managed to tell it without actually using any rude words!
2007-12-04 23:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol good ending to a great day of jokes from you chris*
2007-12-05 04:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if he as a quarter pounder under is kilt he is a macdonald
2007-12-04 23:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 03:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
look mate for the last time ur not funny. give it a rest
2007-12-04 23:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha I think skybluecarp posted this one recently.
2007-12-05 01:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋