2007-12-04 02:07:16 · 18 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
FART!!!
2007-12-04 02:10:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.
2007-12-04 02:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million) do no longer you merely hate it once you're relatively, relatively chilly, and not something you do warms you up? i assume? That never relatively happens. I frequently positioned on a sweater, turn on the thermostat or some thing. 2) What action picture(s) never fail to scare the crap out of you? incredibly lots all horror video clips.. =/ 3) have you ever made up an excuse just to get out of a date? never been on a date. 4) On a woman/guy: do you want at as quickly as, wavy, or curly hair? at as quickly as or wavy. 5) have you ever dyed your hair? No. 6) How might you describe the "proper" date? *shrug* 7) What high quality in yet another person turns you on the main? Intelligence. 8) might you call your self a social butterfly, or do you have a tendency to be on the quiet factor? i'm an introvert. 9) what's your zodiac sign? libra 10) what's your prominent holiday? christmas
2016-10-19 03:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heat of the night or the moment?
In the heat of the night, turn off the AC
In the heat of the moment, well farts sometimes just happen, but calling another persons name is pretty bad.
2007-12-04 02:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call your spouse Mr. Sidewalk.....that took a lot of explaining he finally bought my story of wanting to be walked all over and used....Whew that was a close one....I tell ya
2007-12-04 02:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer the phone or fall asleep.
(I don't know how anyone could do either one but I have known some people that have.)
2007-12-04 02:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fry some snacks, especially when you've been drinking.
2007-12-04 02:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call her by the wrong name.
2007-12-04 02:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put snowballs down your significant others underwear.
2007-12-04 02:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You should never drunk:
call
text
instant message
email
Your spouse might get mad if they find out.
2007-12-04 02:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
call out your exs name or worse your neighbors
MO
2007-12-04 02:16:12 · answer #11 · answered by MOs fishin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋