All categories - 2 December 2007

The Teacher set free this morning but Mohammed the bear faces life sentence..how crazy is this ..but its true read it online in the sun paper LOL

2007-12-02 20:05:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

I run into this a lot. I will be speaking with someone, and they will repeatedly use the wrong word for something while they speak. Usually it's two words which sound a lot alike. For example, I was talking to a woman once and she was telling me that balaclava (yes, the head covering of choice for bank robbers) is one of her favorite desserts, and that she likes to go to Greek or Middle Eastern restaurants which serve it. Obviously, she was talking about baklava, the layered pastry. She kept going on about it after she found out my mother knows how to make it.

In trying to help her get the right word, I kept repeating "baklava" back to her, each time more slowly, but she just wasn't getting the signal. In all honesty, my main concern was that she learn the correct word because the next person to hear her mistake might make fun and hurt her feelings.

What is your gentle technique for dealing with similar situations? I don't want to sound like a know-it-all, but I want to help.

2007-12-02 20:04:41 · 16 answers · asked by Bronwen 7 in Etiquette

what comes first getting intimate physicalness like hugging kissing and holding eachother(not requiring sex) and being romantic or first telling eachother you love eachother. I think it is not exact but usually i think you have to kiss someone and makeout a couple of times and all before you can say you love them.

2007-12-02 20:04:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

About a year ago I got charged of a felony for fraud and got probation for three years.I am not proud of what I did. I not a bad bad person, I just did a stupid thing a got caught. Once I complete probation and pay restitution, it will become a misdemeanor. A policeman and I went out on a date about eight years ago and recently contacted one another by email. We are both married so I don't seek anything but friendship. He's been with his department for 17 years and is now a detective. I also work for a government agency which he wasn't aware of. I just never found any reason to contact him sooner until two months ago when a friend of mine was talking about this past and she reminded me of our date. I am sure he has a background check on me. I think I am a conflict of interest criminal. I wished I could explain to him why and whay had happened, but I am sure it wouldn't matter now. Thanks for all answers and please be kind.

2007-12-02 20:04:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

(explain the distributive property)

Area: (2x +1) ( x+3) = 2x + 7x + 3
which is: length: 2 + 1 width: + 3

What's the pattern that would work with all of them?other random ones?

(PS: this is grade 8 stuff...)

2007-12-02 20:03:55 · 1 answers · asked by Zobbiezob 3 in Mathematics

My hubby and I were in a restaurant the other day and there was this kid, maybe 5-6 years old that kept running in the aisle and the parents did nothing about it. Once when he went by, I told my hubby that I was tempted to stick my foot out and trip him. He laughed and said that would teach him a lesson. Is tripping a small bratty kid while you're trying to enjoy your meal really a bad thing to do?

2007-12-02 20:03:41 · 24 answers · asked by Dig It 6 in Etiquette

2007-12-02 20:02:38 · 12 answers · asked by Yogesh 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I am not very knowledgeable when it comes to cars. I need to replace the bulbs for my headlights. The Nissan manual says to take it to the dealer. How much would they charge for something like that? Is it easier to do it myself without breaking something else? It looks like you have to move certain pieces to get to the light? Any advice from someone who knows about this car>

2007-12-02 20:01:30 · 3 answers · asked by aspirinmornings 3 in Nissan

solve by completing the square
can anyone help me solve this?
thanks

2007-12-02 20:01:06 · 5 answers · asked by ca481 1 in Mathematics

2007-12-02 20:00:16 · 2 answers · asked by Kirin Desuke 2 in Injuries

Im getting soo much advice from people, but not that I'm completely ok with the idea of raw milk, but to think about all the puss in pasturized milk is just...i dont disgusting, is it better to give my 18month old raw milk, goat milk, or continue with "regular" milk?

Or is there a better milk than any that ive mentioned??

2007-12-02 19:59:25 · 13 answers · asked by cherrybc032000 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-12-02 19:58:45 · 1 answers · asked by think.future 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-12-02 19:58:15 · 13 answers · asked by David G 1 in Parenting

...or married....

What kind of relationship you have with your partner...? especially if you are female...are your needs met...or you are willing to sacrifice more than your partner does...or is vise versa...?

Thank you in advance.

2007-12-02 19:58:14 · 13 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 19:57:30 · 7 answers · asked by caitie rose 1 in Jamaica

Do you think his visit to church would be typical of a visit to yours?

2007-12-02 19:57:15 · 4 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Religion & Spirituality

When approach to get married, should he announce that he is gay, and not attracted to females? What if he has very natural flamboyant female characteristics can he give talks at the Kingdom Hall or Assembly or is he not allowed, because he looks and acts gay? If so, aren't Jehovah Witnesses unfair to some?

2007-12-02 19:57:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer. ;)

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

And the VERY BEST snappy answer ....

Snappy Answer #6, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-a*s guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

2007-12-02 19:56:46 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

"Be nice to people on your way up, because you're bound to meet them on your way down". If we all were just kind to eachother instead of trying to prove who is the best, don't you think the world would be a much nicer and safer place to live in?

2007-12-02 19:56:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2007-12-02 19:56:07 · 25 answers · asked by Quest 1 in Religion & Spirituality

i dont wnat to hvae to drive, i dont want to break the bank, and i want to be employed. little previous work experience, just graduating college. ty

2007-12-02 19:55:45 · 4 answers · asked by the Bruja is back 5 in Higher Education (University +)

He asked the old man,"why are you sitting here on the tomb in this time?"

The poor old man replied casually,"oh,it is very hot inside"pointing to the tomb.

2007-12-02 19:55:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And what favour would u ask of them in return

2007-12-02 19:55:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any listing or channel. and why do you like it?

2007-12-02 19:55:25 · 13 answers · asked by speck323 4 in Comedy

We all have someone or something we will always Love.

For me its my children, I Love the with all my heart.
xxx

2007-12-02 19:55:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and why?
what is so special about this singer to be the best one?
what did that singer do that is so special?
give few songs that you think are the best by that singer

2007-12-02 19:54:54 · 25 answers · asked by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 in Celebrities

I love black and white images. Is there any software available to convert color images into b/w? Thanks for answering.
Good day!

2007-12-02 19:52:39 · 15 answers · asked by Dia 5 in Software

2007-12-02 19:52:10 · 0 answers · asked by invizeable916 1 in Credit

what english word keeps its same pronunciation, even if you remove four of its five letters?

who has the answer? :)

2007-12-02 19:52:05 · 3 answers · asked by Miley 4 in Words & Wordplay

i have short hair and i cant put around my head like a tueban it just keeps falling off

2007-12-02 19:52:00 · 1 answers · asked by Sarah H 1 in Other - Beauty & Style