He asked the old man,"why are you sitting here on the tomb in this time?"
The poor old man replied casually,"oh,it is very hot inside"pointing to the tomb.
2007-12-02 19:55:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it seems funny to us but imagine being that policeman
2007-12-02 20:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Knowitall 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One must say that your old man must have been blessed with the wisdom of the ages in that he was well aware of the ultimate destination of all living creatures on this planet. As to the " hot inside " portion, it could be interpreted as a pointer to the greenhouse gasses and their over all heating effect which would one day melt the polar ice caps and sink our planet like the legendary continent of Atlantis. I doff my hat to this man. May the likes of him increase.!
2007-12-03 00:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Jaisingh T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup. What everybody else reported. however the stable information is obtainable, merely no longer written approximately plenty. in my opinion i detect a movie relating to the wonders of nature cheers me up. or in basic terms a walk interior the gentle. For the international is complete of loopy ingredient and loopy human beings. And on a similar time as this is no longer possibly stable to forget approximately approximately such issues entirely, neither is it healthful to stay on them each and all the time. i think of existence is approximately stability. approximately appreciating the stable issues in our existence, on a similar time as expertise others won't be as fortunate. helping others in some small way, on a similar time as no longer ignoring the purposes of our families, buddies and maximum severely ourselves. existence IMO, is what we make it. If we concern to step out of our front doorways, anticipate everybody is plotting against us, nicely, existence would be hell. If we see that the international we are residing in is often plenty greater helpful while in comparison with even a hundred years in the past, nicely known the flaws in our lives that we delight in and supply us excitement, existence could be heavenly. .
2016-09-30 12:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by nembhard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a joke?
In summer, on a hot day in the noon one fellow was sitting in a garden bench. No body else was there.
The watchman asked him why are you sitting here in the hot climate, to which the fellow replied, I feel this is a better place than my house. That is why?
2007-12-02 20:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 21:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to imagine policeman's face on hearing this!
2007-12-02 22:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so do you mean he was in hell or the tomb was stuffy and hot not funny either way
2007-12-02 21:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard of that b4 but at the end the old man says "they spelled my name wrong." good joke anyway
2007-12-02 20:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by phoenixgal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then the police man said ,"cool. i saw your wife coming ----"
before he finishes the old man disappeared.
2007-12-02 22:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by S.M.R. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of home.
2007-12-02 20:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋