The people at number 14 are disgraceful, what with old cars in the front garden, broken windows and a total lack of respect for anyone else.
Why the other day I found old Jimmy walking along the street with a filthy old goat.
"Where are you going to keep that?" I asked him.
"In the house, there's no room in the garden with all the cars and all."
"In the house?" I exclaimed. "Where?"
"The bedroom." he said, "So he doesn't interrupt the telly."
"The bedroom? Where you and your wife sleep?"
"Yes, what's wrong with that?" says Jimmy.
"Well," I said, "for starters, what about the terrible stink?"
"Ah don't worry about that," says Jimmy leading the goat to his house, "He'll soon get used to that!"
2007-11-30
20:15:36
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