The people at number 14 are disgraceful, what with old cars in the front garden, broken windows and a total lack of respect for anyone else.
Why the other day I found old Jimmy walking along the street with a filthy old goat.
"Where are you going to keep that?" I asked him.
"In the house, there's no room in the garden with all the cars and all."
"In the house?" I exclaimed. "Where?"
"The bedroom." he said, "So he doesn't interrupt the telly."
"The bedroom? Where you and your wife sleep?"
"Yes, what's wrong with that?" says Jimmy.
"Well," I said, "for starters, what about the terrible stink?"
"Ah don't worry about that," says Jimmy leading the goat to his house, "He'll soon get used to that!"
2007-11-30 20:15:36 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-30 20:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 20:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-11-30 20:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-30 20:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sprinkle baking soda in them.
2016-04-07 01:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first joke of the day very good and good morning to you too
lmao
2007-11-30 20:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahaha poor jimmy ! very funny
2007-11-30 23:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ha ha ha. Wish you wouldn't talk about my neighbour like that! lol
2007-11-30 21:51:08 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, you on a roll hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-01 04:53:13 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-11-30 20:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋