A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
A man and a blonde were sitting very tensed in a bar. Blonde asked why he was so tensed. Man replied," If I dont get my car sold by today, i will lose my ***. Why are you so tensed ?" Blonde replied," If I dont get my *** sold today, i will lose my car."
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2007-11-30
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