A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
A man and a blonde were sitting very tensed in a bar. Blonde asked why he was so tensed. Man replied," If I dont get my car sold by today, i will lose my ***. Why are you so tensed ?" Blonde replied," If I dont get my *** sold today, i will lose my car."
Hope you like em....
2007-11-30 20:38:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*** means A.S.S.
sry fr d mistake...
2007-11-30 20:39:59 · update #1
Holy blondie! Those were Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing! Star for you!!!
2007-11-30 20:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, and I'm a blonde myself
2016-05-27 02:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..lol
2007-12-01 23:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-11-30 21:39:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh theyre great congrats
thanks for the laugh- i dont really get the second 1 tho
2007-11-30 20:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by mewchic2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u owe me for this
the first 1 is cool the last 1 is retarded
2007-11-30 20:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were just gr8
You are getting as many stars as i can dare to give.
2007-11-30 20:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Guddu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 1 is good i love it
but the second i don`t really get it
2007-12-02 00:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by fahmy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am still looking in to the punch line of the first Blind joke
2007-11-30 23:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, lotsa stars for U!!!! Both were very funny!!! Thanx for the laugh:-)
*ROTFLOL*
2007-11-30 20:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by Cheripie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋